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George
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 06:49 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
We paid good money for that IV and he will damn well finish it.
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George
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 07:55 am
bump
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panzade
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:00 am
...the finalists

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/21/p465/130121_contest_p465.jpg

"I smell a horse."

"I hope Harry don't crack. The cops are riding him pretty hard."

"Because PETA said we can't whack him."

Advocate
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 10:15 am
@panzade,
Quote:

...the finalists

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/21/p465/130121_contest_p465.jpg

"I smell a horse."

"I have a strong feeling that the cops are moving in."


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Advocate
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 10:17 am
@nqyringmind,
Quote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
"Let's cut that tube. I already picked up the insurance proceeds."
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 01:11 pm
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''I'll miss ol' Harry, ever the optimist.''
cicerone imposter
 
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Wed 30 Jan, 2013 06:22 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
Harry has always said, he'll never die before he reaches 100.
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George
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 05:21 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
If the Ravens win, we pull the needle; if the 49ers win, we leave it alone.
edgarblythe
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 06:12 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
The immortality serum probably should have been started yesterday.
Ragman
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 08:00 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
That bloodless bank of his hooked it up to his wallet for eternal withdrawal!
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 02:05 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
''Madam Secretary I'd like to introduce you to the Transylvanian Ambassador.''
edgarblythe
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 08:11 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
The insurance company doesn't want to let go.
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firefly
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 11:33 pm
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He was a hypochondriac to the very end.
firefly
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 11:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
Now get the lawyer, and we'll see if we can get him to change his will.
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firefly
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 11:38 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
I think he's managed to get the last laugh.
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panzade
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 11:38 pm
@firefly,
No lie, I was gonna post:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif

00000000000What a hypochondriac!
firefly
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 11:42 pm
@panzade,
Great minds go 'round in the same circles, panzade. Laughing
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firefly
 
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Thu 31 Jan, 2013 11:48 pm
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He wanted us to remember him the way he was--high on drugs.
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George
 
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Fri 1 Feb, 2013 05:32 am
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Regular embalming fluid changes help him stay fresh longer.
edgarblythe
 
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Fri 1 Feb, 2013 05:49 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/cartoons/130204_cartoon_080_a17264_p465.gif
He insisted we drain the last drop of insurance coverage, because he resented the high premiums and poor treatment.
 

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