@George,
I really gotta agree. I'm planning on emailing that (giving you credit, of course) to my friends.
@panzade,

Isn't too late for Rogaine?

"You think he knows we're casket shopping while he's in a coma?"

"Those funeral home IDIOTS! I asked them to arrange daisies and 'IVY'...!!

"I hear it was his 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild. He always said he would take it to his grave before he let Margaret have it!"
George, that's a great caption for we ALL know some guy like that!
@panzade,
Sometimes I wonder if nquringmind is a screen writer, none of my business, but if not, there's a new career out there.
@panzade,

I still say his doctor is over servicing.
@hingehead,

Geez, the Red Cross are struggling to meet quota.
@ossobuco,
You're too kind ossobuco!

You just can't commit to anything, can you?
@George,
He always wanted to be "first" in our family.

Harold passed on peacefully happy in the knowledge that he had won his last battle with his nagging wife by not being late for his own funeral.
Today I tried to look up what I remember about copying a photo with windows, from my memory of, and it still seems both usable and simple.
It involves right clicking, and clicking on properties, and then selecting the url.