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Worst case of poison ivy I've ever seen.

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Frankly it's an improvement over the feathers you grew last year.

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According to the lab they're feathers not leaves - you have bird flu.

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Aren't you a little early for Halloween?

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Your wife tells me that, since you've retired, you just sit around the house like a potted plant.

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Congratulations, you're about to become an orchard.

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@firefly,

firefly wrote:

Let me guess, it tickles when you cough.

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@firefly,

Wow - we must have been typing at the same time! I remember when memetics was just a theory Wink

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It's a small price to pay for helping your son win first prize at the science fair.

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At first your case had me bamboozled, but then I twigged.

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We call it 'autumnophobia'.

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@hingehead,

That's not what people mean when they say join the 'green' party.

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It's not really my area, but I'd suggest regular fertilizing, frequent watering, and as much exposure to sunlight as you can manage.

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I'm not trying to beat around the bush with you, Mr. Green.

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I warned you about volunteering for those drug-testing trials.

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Some day you'll look back on this and laugh. Until then, I think you need re-potting.

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@firefly,

It's really not that funny, but excuse me while I burst out laughing.

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I warned you, Ron. Never tease Hermione about her gardening.

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"You're going to have to stay away from water or you'll break out in loquats"

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"Look at the bright side, Harry. If you fall and nobody hears you, it didn't really happen!"

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