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Caption The Cartoon

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DrewDad
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 07:50 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"Strip down some more, and I'll take a look at your 'twig and berries.'"
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 10:56 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"OK, let's see if we can get to the root of the problem!"
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 10:59 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"Alright Mr. Hinkleman, you can 'leave' now."
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 10:59 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
Congraulations on being a late bloomer.
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 11:01 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
I told you the Viagra would make you feel like a young sprout.
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 11:03 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
Been sowing those wild oats again?
cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 11:41 am
@firefly,
Your attempts to become an angel has failed.
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Ragman
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 12:05 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"Well, for most most complexion ïssues we exfoliate but in your case, perhaps not!"
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Ragman
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 12:05 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"Well, for most most complexion issues we'd exfoliate but in your case, perhaps not!"
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 12:05 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"Your friends were just kidding. This is NOT a result of you soiling your pants when you were drunk!"
ossobuco
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 12:46 pm
@nqyringmind,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg

I said photopheresis, not photosynthesis.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 01:42 pm
@ossobuco,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg

"Don't worry. By the end of October, early November, they'll all have fallen off."
Rockhead
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 01:44 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg

well, I did say there would be some side effects...
cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 01:45 pm
@Rockhead,
You can wear your clothes over that without any problems.
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 02:03 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
"You have no pants!"
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 02:07 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
You've got to stick to your diet, just promising to turn over a new leaf isn't enough.
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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 02:12 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
Are you sure you aren't doing more with those trees than just hugging them?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 06:01 pm
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg

"Are you growing any more of those in your pants>?"
edgarblythe
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 06:07 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:


http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg

"Sorry, Pinocchio. The spell didn't take."

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firefly
 
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Mon 15 Oct, 2012 06:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/22/p465/121022_contest_p465.jpg
Forgive the pun, but since I'm stumped I'm suggesting you consult an arborist.
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