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firefly
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 11:45 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
This place is barbaric. Have you seen the pigskin wallets and gloves on the second floor?
izzythepush
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 11:56 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg

I'm not happy with the flatpack house of straw I bought last week.
izzythepush
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 11:57 am
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg

Someone just called me a policeman.
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Ragman
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 12:10 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg

"Now, about your Sporting Goods Dep't! I mean, REALLY!"
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firefly
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 01:29 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
No, I'm not interested in the portly department, I want to know why you don't have porky attire.
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firefly
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 01:33 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
A Muslim and an Orthodox Jew just told me I wasn't welcome at your lunch counter.
firefly
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 01:39 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
Where am I expected to get a photo ID so I can write a check?
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firefly
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 01:41 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
Your men's room looks like a pig sty.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 01:46 pm
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg

How come you don't serve slop at your lunch counter
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hingehead
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 03:22 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
I asked Sporting Goods when I could get a refund on a faulty hang glider. They said, well you guessed it, 'When pigs fly'.
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Ragman
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 03:27 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
"Yes ... You heard me right: I want a people-skin wallet!"
ossobuco
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 03:31 pm
@Ragman,
Ooooooh!
nqyringmind
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 05:04 pm
@ossobuco,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
"I don't WEAR pants because I don't HAVE pants"
nqyringmind
 
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Mon 16 Jul, 2012 05:13 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
"Well thanks, I appreciate the invitation and all, but why do you want me to come by 3 hours earlier than your other dinner guests?"
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laughoutlood
 
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Tue 17 Jul, 2012 02:32 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg

Do you want me to be straight with you?
DrewDad
 
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Tue 17 Jul, 2012 06:52 am
@laughoutlood,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
I'm too short.
DrewDad
 
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Tue 17 Jul, 2012 06:53 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
I'm sick of Seinfeld re-runs.
DrewDad
 
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Tue 17 Jul, 2012 06:55 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
The jewelry department puts away the pearls as soon as they see me.
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nqyringmind
 
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Tue 17 Jul, 2012 10:52 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
"OK. Here she comes. Now remember, you accidentally sexted the wrong cell number"
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DrewDad
 
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Tue 17 Jul, 2012 10:55 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
I'm too short.


Whoops! I screwed up the quote. It should read:

"I wish I was taller."

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