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http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/09/p465/120709_contest_p465.jpg

Do we get any layovers?

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http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/06/04/p323/120604_contest_p323.jpg

1st place:"Yes, I asked very politely. But he still says the rest room in there is for employees only."

2nd:“I feel we should rethink our immigration policy.”

3rd:“Ask again if anyone turned in a phone.”

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@panzade,

(Not trying to place, just having fun)

C'mon, just one more time..."Jooooohn Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt..."

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

"You're probably right that our $1 million toll is a bit steep. However, we only need just one customer!"

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@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/11/02/p465/091102_contest_p465.jpg

Marty, I'm warning you, you should quit while you're a head!"

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I finally got a flight upgrade! Where's the champagne?

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@nqyringmind,

Quote:

Not trying to place, just having fun

These are the winners of the New Yorker contest.
Have at it.

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@panzade,

Wow! IMHO, many of the ones here beat those.

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@Ragman,

Ragman wrote:

Wow! IMHO, many of the ones here beat those.

Agreed.

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It's true It's true

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@hingehead,

We bunch for landing then I crawl past to the line.

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Winners May 21

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/21/p323/120521_contest_p323.jpg

"They're trying to attract a younger crowd."

"And they said my career was over after 'The Godfather.' "

"Which sounds faster: 'clip-clop, clip-clop' or 'clippety-clop'?"

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@Miss L Toad,

You've got that same smug look on your face that stupid hare had!

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@hingehead,

I work for a shell company; how about you?

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@hingehead,

uh oh. I think I gotta pee...

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@hingehead,

You're up yourself, you goose.

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http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg

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@panzade,

Yes, we're getting a lot of complaints about our building materials. It seems the low cost of straw doesn't offset the danger of lupine attack.

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

Sir, could you be a bit more specific than "He cried wee, wee, wee all the way home?"

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

We thought you would understand that invisible suits of clothes only worked for emperors.

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