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Sorry I'm late. I got tangled up with my wife.

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"You wanna check out my pubes!"

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"Oh yeah! the wife loves it, gives her a tickle and it's handy to hold on to."

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I've been searching for that one bit of endearing quirkiness.

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Don't be embarrassed, Don, some of us are just better endowed than others.

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I don't know why women complain about facial waxing, I rather enjoy it.

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What I thought she said was, "Is it actually possible to have good sex with
a man with a small mustache?"

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Forget the gloomy forecasts, my mustache indicates an upturn in the economy.

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Let me give you some sound advice, son, it's graspable extremities that separates the men from the boys.

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If Daphne calls while I'm out, tell her I'd be happy to give her a ride on my handlebars tonight.

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@firefly,

firefly wrote:

Level with me Alan. Does this tie make me look stupid?

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I've gone steampunk.

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@thack45,

I love it.

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But I've been getting incredible reception on my iPhone.

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@George,

"Does this make my nose look fat?"

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

So. You wanna get outta here... go pick up some chicks?

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@thack45,

"What kind of crack is that, 'shouldn't it should be a beard?'"

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@DrewDad,

"It all started when my dad wouldn't let me pierce my ear....'"

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@DrewDad,

Attention, Boomer . . .

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

Yeah, the rest of it's in my pocket.

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