Lion shmion. I'm gonna be a junior vice president next month.
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George
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Sat 26 Nov, 2011 09:09 pm
I tried lying down with the lamb.
I liked it a little more than I should have.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Nov, 2011 11:06 am
As your agent, I'd advise you to consider a few demeaning mascot jobs, because they might get you spotted by a Disney talent scout and lead to big money.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Nov, 2011 11:10 am
And, when I told her that great-grandpa was the MGM lion, I had her purring and nuzzling my cheek.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Nov, 2011 11:17 am
As the new veterinary assistant, I've noticed your roar is a little tentative and I thought you could benefit from a little assertiveness training.
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George
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Sun 27 Nov, 2011 02:27 pm
There's no easy way to say this. Next time you see me I'll be a lioness.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Nov, 2011 02:41 pm
And if our law suit against the zoo is successful, you'll reap the lion's share of the profits.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Nov, 2011 02:47 pm
I can get you cable TV, so you can watch Animal Planet, but they have absolutely banned any DVD's of the movie, "Born Free".
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George
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Mon 28 Nov, 2011 08:09 am
I don't know whether to be my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.