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Caption The Cartoon

 
 
Roberta
 
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Wed 21 Sep, 2011 03:52 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

Just to clarify Boitas's caption.
Quote:
bris is a Jewish religious circumcision ceremony performed on 8-day old male infants by a mohel. The brit milah is followed by a celebratory meal



Everything is followed by a meal.
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Roberta
 
  1  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 03:53 am
@Thomas,
Not to worry. Not every mohel is as precise as one might wish.
firefly
 
  1  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 08:59 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
Did I mention that we'll be having chops for dinner?
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Ceili
 
  3  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 09:19 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"Wait there's more!! It slices, it dices..."
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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 09:36 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
Since the divorce, I haven't heard much from my ex.
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firefly
 
  3  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 10:59 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
I met my new decorator in our anger management class.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
  1  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 11:49 am
@firefly,
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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George
 
  1  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 12:00 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
It's the Maximilien Robespierre autographed edition!
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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 21 Sep, 2011 02:15 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
It has such an elegant simplicity, no unsightly electrical wires, no batteries that need changing, simple one-handed operation, fast and efficient, easy clean-up, I don't know how we ever managed without it.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Wed 21 Sep, 2011 07:08 pm
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:

Not to worry. Not every mohel is as precise as one might wish.


Joke going around when I was in high school: "What's the definition of a 'bathroom menace'?" Answer (better if given in these specific words): "A man who, as an infant, had the dire misfortune of being circumcised by a cross-eyed mohel."
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Old Goat
 
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Thu 22 Sep, 2011 02:03 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg

It's the latest slimming gizmo that my husband has just got for me. Apparently, I can lose 10lbs of ugly fat overnight.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Fri 23 Sep, 2011 01:55 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"It's the Texas version of the ankle bracelet"
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George
 
  2  
Fri 23 Sep, 2011 04:18 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
No, really, it's a porthole. Go on, stick your head out!
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eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Fri 23 Sep, 2011 04:53 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"Apparently the French beheaded Louis on this very guillotine"
"My Gawd, what did Louis Armstrong ever do on the French?"
izzythepush
 
  1  
Fri 23 Sep, 2011 05:48 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
What's he looking at?
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firefly
 
  2  
Sun 25 Sep, 2011 08:44 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
The children got bored playing Hangman.
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Sun 25 Sep, 2011 08:52 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"Oh that thing!, I've been getting terrible migraines lately, so Charles
thought this would help, he's such a dear.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Sun 25 Sep, 2011 10:55 am
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"Next up, Catherine the Great's horse!"
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Sun 25 Sep, 2011 06:44 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"My Gawd Mary, your Jack sure smokes a big cigar!"
Miss L Toad
 
  1  
Sun 25 Sep, 2011 11:52 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg

Knitting and basketweaving, you?
 

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