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firefly
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 08:20 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
We're trying to wean the children off video games.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 08:25 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"Anything Lorena Bobbit can do, I can do better!"
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chai2
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 09:59 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg


"Heads will roll" is not just an expression in this house.
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chai2
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 10:00 am
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg


Makes cutting cantalopes a breeze!
panzade
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 03:08 pm
@chai2,
chai:
Quote:
Makes cutting cantalopes a breeze!

It's a Ronco product
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panzade
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 03:14 pm
Winners:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iDOlri4cipY/TlM4P3bfHTI/AAAAAAAABi0/5-gXlf-DTDE/s400/110829_contest_p465.jpg

"You knew I was a columnist when you married me."

"This game looked a lot easier in the store."

"Maybe this explains why we never had children."
George
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 06:22 pm
@panzade,
I actually like the winners for a change.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 06:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
"Oh it's not just any old guillotine, it's a gillette the best a man can get"
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hingehead
 
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Mon 19 Sep, 2011 06:42 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg

Truth or dare?
izzythepush
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 01:27 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg[/img]

I wish he wouldn't bring his work home with him.
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George
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 05:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
The children? They're -- aaah -- at boarding school. In -- umm -- Europe.
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firefly
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 01:01 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
I sort of lost my head when I found it on e-bay but I knew it would make a great focal point for this room.
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ossobuco
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 01:06 pm
@George,
Me too.
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firefly
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 01:08 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg
It's been in the family for generations, we've always been on the cutting edge of progress.
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Roberta
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 03:29 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/09/26/p465/110926_contest_p465.jpg

So, how long have you been in the briss business?
ossobuco
 
  1  
Tue 20 Sep, 2011 03:38 pm
@Roberta,
Ok, that's very funny.

In its way.
ossobuco
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 03:39 pm
@ossobuco,
You should/could send it into the New Yorker. I think Mankoff would like it, not that I know him, but that I read his NYer blog on cartooning.
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panzade
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 09:15 pm
Just to clarify Boitas's caption.
Quote:
bris is a Jewish religious circumcision ceremony performed on 8-day old male infants by a mohel. The brit milah is followed by a celebratory meal
Roberta
 
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Tue 20 Sep, 2011 11:25 pm
@panzade,
Thanks for providing the info, kid.
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Thomas
 
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Wed 21 Sep, 2011 03:16 am
@panzade,
I had no idea Jewish babies are so well endowed at eight days of age. Now I'm feeling inadequate.
 

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