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Wed 24 Jun, 2009 02:26 pm
Yep, that's my hypothesis. The US just beat Spain (Spain!) 2-0 in the Confederastions Cup (a warm up for the world cup). I suggest that this happened because we elected Barack Obama. No more are we the undeserving interlopers in international soccer. Now, we are contenders!
What other random things can attribute to the election of Obama?
@FreeDuck,
FreeDuck wrote:What other random things can attribute to the election of Obama?
The tendency of conservatives at online venues to sneer had been transformed into a tendency to whine.
@Setanta,
You're going to need to condense that down to slogan-ese. How about: Barack Obama turned conservatives into whiners!
This thread reminds me of a similar but opposite thread going during the election:
Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.
@FreeDuck,
Well done!
Spain didn't loose any of the 35 matches ...
Now it's either versus South Africa or Brazil.
(The will loose the final to do Obama a favour, I suppose.)
@FreeDuck,
global warming...oops ....climate change (new spin term) due to all the hot air emitted by conservatives as they rush to judgement about the Obama Administation's proposed plans for our nation's financial recovery.
since Obama was elected my acne has completely disappeared!
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Barack Obama made your penis larger.
Barack Obama made the US good at soccer: Is there no end to the man's talents? (I didn't even know you played soccer in the US!
)
@FreeDuck,
Quote:Barack Obama made your penis larger.
the duck's feelin a little frisky I see.
@msolga,
Yeah, but it's been a slow haul. I bought a soccer ball in the market in guatemala city for my nephews, back in my traveling days, maybe '69 0r '70', carried it in my baggage, so it goes. I don't think that even made it to their attic.
@FreeDuck,
FreeDuck wrote:
Barack Obama made your penis larger.
Obama made women's vaginas tighter which made all our penis' seem bigger.
Obama made Kirstie Alley gain 27 pounds.
Obama turned Bristol Palin into a virgin princess....
@FreeDuck,
Barack Obama brought an end to a much-too-long winter. Just five months into his administration, America is all warm and summery!
@panzade,
panzade wrote:
Quote:Barack Obama made your penis larger.
the duck's feelin a little frisky I see.
Soccer victory does that for me.
@msolga,
msolga wrote:
Barack Obama made the US good at soccer: Is there no end to the man's talents? (I didn't even know you played soccer in the US!
)
Of course we do. Otherwise it wouldn't need such a ridiculous name. It would just be called football like everywhere else.
Barack Obama house trained my puppy.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Really? Cats are supposed to be born house trained. All I ever did was show them where the litter box was. Did you get kitty when it was really young?
@FreeDuck,
Maybe his son's cat was a Republican obstructionist?
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