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Some People Just Don't Get It!

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 02:25 pm
I'm sure in a planet of 6 billion people there is someone reading that joke and laughing his ass off.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 02:42 pm
I thought it was pretty damn funny.
















Not.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 02:54 pm
I am now questioning my own sexuality. (as well as my sense of humour)
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:11 pm
It was actually a bit anachronistic. Today he might have said " If she chooses the bouquet of roses over the casket of jewels I'll show my arse in the Co-op window."
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:14 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
Not.


Nobody's really bothered Ed, and it makes sense too, if you haven't got a sense of humour.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:21 pm
Jaysus, spendi. You ought to audition for the new Three Stooges film that's about to be made. I believe the part of Shemp has yet to be spoken for.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:27 pm
@edgarblythe,
I'm too old and comfortably settled in my niche to bother with anything of that nature Ed. I would have to go to Hollywood and do ******* interviews and stuff and there's a full programme of test matches coming up which I wouldn't miss for all the gold in Eldorado.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:31 pm
@spendius,
You should step out of the niche now and then, old bean. Get the old ticker pumping again.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:56 pm
@edgarblythe,
I don't do stepping out of niches. I know which side my bread's buttered on.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 05:22 pm
Oh, well. To each his own. Blame it on a simple twist of fate.
Chumly
 
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Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 05:41 pm
@chai2,
Very cute! Made me smile.
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TTH
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 10:39 am
@Chumly,
I didn't get either joke which is no surprise. I did get the first one when you explained it though.
Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 09:06 pm
@edgarblythe,
Spendi does love his Zimmerman!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 09:11 pm
Ya doesn't have to call him Zimmy
Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 09:13 pm
@TTH,
It was one of my Dad's perennial jokes, believe it or no.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 09:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
You may call me Bobby
Or you may call me Zimmy
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2009 09:32 pm
@Chumly,
Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson
Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2009 01:06 am
@edgarblythe,
Considering how much attention is mounted on....um....er.....pleasure comes from......um...er......the penis, I've never seen why being called one would be considered anything but a compliment!
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2009 04:24 am
@Chumly,
Johnson took the onus off of Peter. Is that an improvement? Just ask anyone named Peter Johnson.
Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2009 10:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
My father in law's name was Hugh Dick. He used to get prank calls asking for Huge Dick.

The above is not a joke, it's the actual facts.........when Huey would get these calls, he took it in good humor.
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