I am now questioning my own sexuality. (as well as my sense of humour)
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spendius
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Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:11 pm
It was actually a bit anachronistic. Today he might have said " If she chooses the bouquet of roses over the casket of jewels I'll show my arse in the Co-op window."
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spendius
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Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:14 pm
@edgarblythe,
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Not.
Nobody's really bothered Ed, and it makes sense too, if you haven't got a sense of humour.
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edgarblythe
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Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:21 pm
Jaysus, spendi. You ought to audition for the new Three Stooges film that's about to be made. I believe the part of Shemp has yet to be spoken for.
I'm too old and comfortably settled in my niche to bother with anything of that nature Ed. I would have to go to Hollywood and do ******* interviews and stuff and there's a full programme of test matches coming up which I wouldn't miss for all the gold in Eldorado.
Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson
Considering how much attention is mounted on....um....er.....pleasure comes from......um...er......the penis, I've never seen why being called one would be considered anything but a compliment!