Some People Just Don't Get It!

Mm hm. Mm hm.

ya hadda be there.

if it's any consolation, i get it

i don't think it's a particularly funny joke

but i get it

yeh, that's my response too...

That's cause you don't consider sex the same way many men do!

I don't get it! Hey Ho

I guess I'm a girlie man.

OK........OK.........for many men even the worst sex is still great. Get it? Got it? Good!

OK.........OK...........in a somewhat similar vein:

Tom calls up Ralph and says "Hey come on over the game's on!"
Ralph replies "I am sorry man I'm in the tub"

You'd have got a blank look from me as well.


........sorry i'm in the tub?

what?

is in the tub slang for something?

Have you ever considered standup, chumly? Please don't.

Andy Kaufman lives!

As to the second joke...............think chubby chaser.

errrrrrrrrr Nah.....don't get that one either. Hey ho

How about this one.

Tom picls up the phone to tell Chumly the game is about to begin. However, Jack puts a restraining hand on his arm...

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The first joke is anti-humor as per "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

As for the "in the tub" joke, as a woman (last time I looked -har har) I thought it meant the guy was enjoying a nice relaxing bubble bath with a glass of pinot noir and a dozen aromatherapy candles, and preferred that over some dumb sports game.

The first joke I totally got, as any real man knows any type of sex is better than no sex.

oh....also....the guy in the tub had a exfoliating mask of citrus, honey and pumpkin on his face, and his hair was covered with a pink shower cap.

It's a put down of his mate in the watering hole. That's why his mate doesn't get it. It means have you never had it with an English Rose who is eating a bag of fish and chips and talking to her Mum on the phone. It's incredible alright. Especially if she skens a bit and the conversation is utter drivel. She needs only give you a condescending smirk at some point and that's it.

It was a crispy apple in the olde days and she might be watching two doves in the tree in the shade of which the event is taking place and wondering about the role of money in evolution which she had been learning about in English Literature.

It means his mate has been reading too many "empathy" manuals.

You see effemm---I put them there. That's the problem you have with evolution theory. You just talk about it abstractedly. And pretend that explains things. All it actually explains is that you anti-IDers are all hung up. Your highly developed sense of dignity procludes any sense of reality. And reality is a subject upon which you are constantly harping as if it is the crucial characteristic which underpins your claim to a superior status. A sterile and prettied up wisecrack has to stand duty instead. And your reader is perplexed.

You lose your nerve when it comes to talking turkey.

Actually--I don't think Chum twigged it either.

The Devil had a good line in the production of Faust I saw yesterday on Sky Arts. I can't remember the exact words.

"If she chooses the bouquet of roses over the casket of jewels I will resign from my position."