Free cat

I have an antisocial, ill-mannered, agoraphobic, overly fluffy, female, black n white, moustachioed, man-hating, yellow eyed, oxygen thieving cat that is just itching to become a deluxe steering wheel cover.

This adult cat is in need of saving - but be warned. It is suited to a granny with no other animals that has all day to play hide and seek with a cat that has probably snookered itself into the bottom corner of the linen cupboard. My wife has tried to befriend this animal for several months (feels like years) and has finally come to her senses and decided to pass her on to someone with more patience.

If this cat is not gone within the next 2 weeks, it goes to to the happy litter box in the sky.....