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Have you ever misplaced something?

 
 
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:06 am
I was sitting in my bathroom this morning, going about my business, when I realized the toilet paper was gone. I was stunned. I always leave the roll on the edge of the bathtub, right next to the toilet, but it wasn't there. I leaned over and looked in the tub, but there was nothing there. Finally I had to reach into my overalls and take a few bills from my wallet for wiping purposes. Thankfully I had a bunch of ones and the whole business only cost me fifteen dollars, but I sure hated seeing that money go literally down the drain. And when I stood up, there was the toilet paper on the sink. I don't recall putting it there....

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/bathroom.jpg

So, have you ever misplaced something like that?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:23 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
No, never, Gus. That's bizarre and probably could happen only to you.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:27 am
It's good to see you back, Tavo.
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:40 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
I misplaced my modifier, Gus. It may be dangling somewhere near your roll of toilet paper.

Good to see you, buddy.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:43 am
I just realized that the word zen is in your surname. Perhaps the universe is doing something to you.

I also want to know why you didn't simply use a handy sheep for wiping purposes? I imagine they're softer than currency of the realm, plus you'd be able to reuse 'em. Luxurious and economical.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:44 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
'it happens!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 09:53 am
You know.... I really hope this story is true because it is so distrubing to think that someone went out in search of photos of dirty bathrooms.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 10:25 am
@boomerang,
Are you implying that my bathroom is dirty, boomer?

How dare you.
George
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 10:42 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
I'm shocked, stunned, and amazed at that photo!



Your bathroom appears to be indoors.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 10:43 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
It's not really dirty, Gus, but you left a large stain on the wall above the bathtub when you removed that Minnesota Vikings poster.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 10:58 am
Nice bathroom! Better than I expected, Gus. You know that you'll always find a thing in the last place you look, don't you?
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 11:08 am
Looks like he's brewing a batch of his moonshine in the bath tub.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 01:41 pm
I see by the picture that you're still shitting in the bathtub and using the toilet only to flush the toilet paper. How many times do we have to go over this before you get it?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 01:52 pm
never.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 02:21 pm
15 dollars!

you were wiping back to front again, wheren't you?

kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 02:29 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

15 dollars!

you were wiping back to front again, wheren't you?




Sometimes, depending on what you eat, you have to do it both front to back and back to front to really get it all. I would guess that home-cooked squirrel or possum and a twelve-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (a not uncommon meal at the Ratzenhoefer household) would probably necessitate these measures.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 02:41 pm
@kickycan,
kickycan wrote:

chai2 wrote:

15 dollars!

you were wiping back to front again, wheren't you?




Sometimes, depending on what you eat, you have to do it both front to back and back to front to really get it all. I would guess that home-cooked squirrel or possum and a twelve-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (a not uncommon meal at the Ratzenhoefer household) would probably necessitate these measures.


followed by a soothing witch hazel cleansing pad no doubt.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:02 pm
All of my life, I have dreamed of a bathroom like that. Gus, who is your designer? May I have their name, please?
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:08 pm
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:10 pm
Gus, in a genuine attempt to know, wrote:
have you ever misplaced something?

Yes, I once had a misplaced gesture..
 

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