I coined a new term. Would probably fit under the "Ebonics" category, however.

And if someone has "dips" all the way to their "cankles"?

And if someone had broad shoulders, all the way down!

That's easy: Boulders.

They're fat.

not to be confused with phat...

Those are saddlebags (or fallen buttocks) and have been around for years.

You JUST noticed them?

a lot of indian -ish women have them, persian, etcetera.

but in a good way... a veyr good way.

Curvy booty has been worshipped for years in India:

No, I didn't JUST notice them. I JUST coined the term. Where did I say I just noticed them? Street lights are one, get back to bed.

Then again, once in a while, some of the curves turn out to be fairly solid; what do you think of this:

Not exactly what I'm talking about...picture a second set of hips a few inches below the cut on her swimsuit....usually accented with jeans on, so she may very well be sporting the dips.

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

slappy, do you mean this?
http://www.drwilliamting.com/images/lipo_4_hips_saddlebags_thigh_before_after.jpg

sorry slappy, this term has already been defined and copyrighted.

It was first coined by intelligent women in describing shallow men who sit around bashing totally normal looking women.

In some cases it is followed by the descriptive term "****"

and bear caves as well...

Auglancing from her tits to her arse you "coined a new term" for tautologically challenged. Diphthong. Was breakfast any better?

Lighten the f**k up, it's a joke.

And just because 1/2 the country is obese, maybe I'll eat & drink my way to a big gut, and call it "totally normal."

yeah, a lot of things with you are a joke.

like a few ounces of unsightly fat (even on a otherwise thin person). Or, oh my god, even a pound! The same few ounces or pound that here mother, grandmother, & greatgrandmother had.

women don't eat and drink their way to those dips, on the whole. It's part of their body. And, if you're wondering, I personally don't have those "dips"

maybe it was a joke, but it wasn't a funny one.

especially when for all your talk of working out and such, you're most likely just a pretty average looking guy.

what gives you the right to talk about someone's appearance, when you probably don't stand out in a crowd in a positive way? Meaning you're just like any other guy.

You're right, I'm ugly, fat, and a social retard. I make jokes about people to pat myself on the back. From now on, I'll just joke about trees, since they don't have feelings.

All trees with large trunks should be cut down! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG LOLOLOLOL