Life's Little Annoyances

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So you go to the bathroom and notice the toilet paper roll is just about empty so you do a quick calculation and decide there's enough there to take care of this visit. You do your business and use the very last bit. You are now looking at the plain cardboard roll and feeling satisfied because of a job well done when OOPS!!...... the unexpected straggler poop. Now you gotta walk "the walk" to the cabinet for a fresh roll. Dammit!!!

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[+3] - edgarblythe - 11/22/2008You are all alone. You fart. Unbeknownst to you, a stranger has just walked up behind you.

@Bi-Polar Bear,

Life can be one **** after another.

BBB

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@Bi-Polar Bear,

So you go to the store, and see, exactly what you want, on sale. It is at the end of the season, so there are only odd sizes left. The have the outfit in one size too large, and one size too small, and nothing in the middle!

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You just washed your car, drive on the freeway and the car in front of
you starts cleaning its windshield with lots of water that's flying back onto
your windshield. Evil or Very Mad

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@CalamityJane,

Jane- How about washing your car, and putting it in the driveway, just as the lawn crew is blowing the cut grass around!!!!

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Going to a short line on the supermarket, and then discovering the the person in front of you has bought up half the store, and is paying by check.

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@Phoenix32890,

Good one Phoenix, or going to the groceries on Saturday (like most working
people) and long time retiree Ms. Coupon is in front of you. Most of her coupons have expired and she's hustling the cashier to accept them anyway
while the line gets longer and longer.

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So you live alone and have a woodstove and heat your home with the plentiful heat it generates. However, the wood you use to to burn is out by the barn and you didn't bring enough daily wood supply close enough to the house. You haven't anticipated too well that the recent drop in temps of the weather outside. Also, you have a head and chest cold and aren't feeling well enough to venture out. Plus the wind is whipping around this bitter cold. Your dog is looking at you and wondering what were YOU thinking?!

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As you turn the key in your front door, you hear the phone ringing. You rush to the phone, nearly tripping over the welcome mat. When you pick the phone up, there is no one on the other end, you don't have caller ID, and the caller has not left a message.

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You are all alone. You fart. Unbeknownst to you, a stranger has just walked up behind you.

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@edgarblythe,

............................and you are wearing white shorts! Laughing

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

You are all alone. You fart. Unbeknownst to you, a stranger has just walked up behind you.

That has happened to me!

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@dlowan,

do girls do that

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@djjd62,

Do girls DO that? I am a secret weapon. The gas that I emit could probably heat a skyscraper!

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

do girls do that

I have told this story before.....I swear the poor man had his hair swept back by the force of the mighty gale.

And none of this secret, silent stuff.....

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You are in an upscale antique mall. Suddenly you are gripped by a "wildcat," an urge to defecate so strong it cannot be postponed. You slip gratefully into a bathroom, where your distress is quickly relieved. There is even toilet paper. However , there is no bathroom spray, not even an exhaust fan. So you slink out as the smell takes over the mall and you act nonchalant as people around you faint.

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You are nearing a intersection while driving. The guy in front of you is as slow as molasses, but he makes it across the intersection before the light turns red. You, on the other hand, are stuck at the red light. Evil or Very Mad

You are driving behind a school bus, which stops at each and every corner!

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Sold a very used car to a lady. I told her up front it uses lots of oil, but it doesn't leak or smoke. Now she calls me every day, for two weeks so far, fretting about the oil.

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@Bi-Polar Bear,

What, you don't keep spare rolls on the lid of the tank behind you? Razz

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@Reyn,

one must always be ready "when duty calls" !

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