Woman given tool bag, loses it

NASA announced today that a tool bag used to make repairs to the International Space Station got loose and floated away from the woman astronaut's possession.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/ap_on_sc/space_shuttle_80

Friends, why is it left to me to state the obvious: You don't give tools to a woman.

NASA astronaut Heidimarie Stefenyshyn-Piper (there's your first clue NASA, that hyphenated name!) was suppose to go out and grease a couple zerks on the station. No big deal. Us guys do that with our eyes closed. But some extra grease got on her hands or clothes or something and she frickin freaked out, reaching for the Handi-wipes. That's when the tool bag just kind of made itself scarce.

NASA, listen to me. I've lent out tools before to women, and found them days later laying abandoned outside. They just don't appreciate them, okay?