Just an aside, I used to have an extremely self centered boss.
One day, after an unusually "I can't ******* believe she's asking/saying this" comment, delivered over the intercom, I got up, walked into her office and pulled a chair into the middle of the room. I then said "Humor me, come sit in this chair for a second" When she did, I started running around the chair saying "Guess what I am! Guess what I am!"
She said "What?" and I replied "I'm the UNIVERSE! and I'm orbiting you because you're the center of it!"
Then I just walked back out.
@Lustig Andrei,
You bad boy Andrew - trying to post an image from your gmail account ;-)
@hingehead,
Someone sent me that as an e-mail along with a bunch of other pix. I thought that one was cute.
@chai2,
Did you get a promotion or did you get sacked, Chai?
*slips on banana peel*
*lands in time machine*
*door closed*
*travels 20 seconds into past*
*exits slowly*
*slips on banana peel*
@hingehead,
Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "oh ****, I forgot to feed the dog!"
@timur,
That is now on my whiteboard at The Widget Factory.
@hingehead,
Now, I'm worried. Mine connects in the office!
@margo,
Yeah, it's hell being homeless.
