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timur
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 05:17 am
A neutrino walks into a bar, orders a beer, and doesn't interact with anyone.
timur
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 05:19 am
What did one molecule say to the other molecule who tried to steal his extra electron?

I've got my ion you!
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timur
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 05:20 am
I was trying to think of a good chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon...
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 07:11 am
@timur,
timur wrote:

A neutrino walks into a bar, orders a beer, and doesn't interact with anyone.

Nah. It would better:

A neutrino walks into a bar, and straight out the back door without interacting with anyone.
timur
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 07:23 am
@DrewDad,
It just wanted to know the flavor of the beer...
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 07:34 am
@timur,
That's strangely charming.
timur
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 07:40 am
@hingehead,
I'm all up side down..
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 08:23 am
@timur,
God damn it, those are quarks.
timur
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 08:28 am
@DrewDad,
Does it matter? Are you anti or something?
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 12:59 pm
Didn't Quark own the bar in "Deep Space Nine"? I don't remember him turning away any Bosons. Were they the ones with the feathery antennae?
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 01:56 pm

I changed my laptop's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 02:04 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:16 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
That joke bytes.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:20 pm
@hingehead,
...with its teeth, dear...(singing into my Mac)
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:26 pm
@timur,

timur wrote:

I was trying to think of a good chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon...


When chemists die, don't they Barium?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:38 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Yup. Because they couldn't helium or curium.
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 06:04 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

18.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/6/27/15/enhanced-buzz-2921-1372360812-6.jpg


They need to add this drummer; they'll immediately have a gig.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Meg_White.jpg/220px-Meg_White.jpg

hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 07:01 pm
@Kolyo,
That is awful.

Congratulations!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 08:30 pm


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1004436_520830474657666_804370390_n.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 10:53 pm
EX-GERMINATE
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/7184_10151702411347074_1276889880_n.jpg
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