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@chai2,

Have we heard this story before, Chai?

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

I don't get that one tsar, can you please explain?

The Twilight movies are the ultimate form of chick flick in its worst form. Bad acting, horrible dialogue, sappy romance, and annoyingly shallow characters. All they are are tween/teen girl bait.

The boy in the comic will do anything to impress the girl but going to the Twilight movies is so much a sacrifice, he kills himself. As for the blood from the eyes? Hemorrhaging from experiencing the horrors of Kristen Stewart's acting? Not sure on that detail.

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@tsarstepan,

My bad guess, then. All I could come up with was that she had given one of those two fingered Three Stooges eyepokes.

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

I don't get that one tsar, can you please explain?

I think the premise is that after watching Twilight for a few minutes, most males are compelled to gouge their own eyes out and kill themselves rather than continue to watch.

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@rosborne979,

rosborne979 wrote:

I think the premise is that after watching Twilight for a few minutes, most males are compelled to gouge their own eyes out and kill themselves rather than continue to watch.

I think most females too. Surprised

I don't know if this person is putting us on or not, but here she is watching the "breaking dawn" (I assume this is a twilight movie) trailer.

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@chai2,

Breaking Dawn is the last part of the Twilight series.

I thinketh that person has some serious serious serious mental health issues. I wonder how she reacted before/during/after seeing the actual movie itself. Spontaneously combusted?? Rolling Eyes