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parados
 
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Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2013 04:42 pm
@DrewDad,
But the original command didn't use the FORCE.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:39 am
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/13084_475450665837150_1352988159_n.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 02:32 pm

http://thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2013-02-08-86c034d.png
http://thedoghousediaries.com/4877
sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 03:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
Oh gosh yes.

And songs.

And books.
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Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 03:56 pm
i want to post a chemistry joke, but all the best ones argon.
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 03:57 pm
wanna hear a joke about sodium chloride?
Na?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 04:00 pm
@Berty McJock,
An ion goes into a bar.

"how much for a pint here?"

Bartender: "For you, no charge."
roger
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 04:39 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Ions are always charged.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 04:39 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
That should be "neutron," not "ion."
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 04:41 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
One atom is talking to another atom and says, "I lost an electron."

The other atom says, "are you sure?"

The first atom replies, "yep. I'm positive."
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 04:42 pm
@Berty McJock,
What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 05:07 pm
@DrewDad,
thankyou...i used to know a few chemistry jokes, but try as i might i can't remember most of them.

i know there is one for iron.....maybe i'll remember them one day.

i was walking through the park the other night, and some guy threw sodium chloride over me. then another covered me in sulphuric acid. it was terrible.
i didn't know how to react!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 06:14 pm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529427_10151304319401299_1696470843_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 07:12 am
http://25.media.tumblr.com/12949cac2fb3a887d8214cec952687c6/tumblr_mi4kj4jOSi1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 10:23 am
@Region Philbis,
http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m324/antrobus178/vdaymeal_zpsf53cd76d.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 10:32 am

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/geek_nerd_poetry_funny_fridge_magnet_roses_are_red-p147503233397981758b2gru_400.jpg
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 10:37 am
@Region Philbis,
Pretty fly for a #FFFFFF guy.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 10:41 am
@DrewDad,
::1 is where the <3 is.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 02:12 pm
@Region Philbis,
That's #FFD7000
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 05:31 pm
Thank you twitter:

The test suite is red / Please don’t fire me / I’m not writing a Valentine’s Day poem here, guys / Seriously, I need this job
 

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