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FBM
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 07:49 am
@Region Philbis,
Nailed it.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 02:10 pm
@hingehead,
The real first world problems are being overweight and not being able to find a parking place.
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 07:06 am
@Lustig Andrei,
According to legend, when all the animals got off the ark and went out to settle the world, two snakes stayed behind. God asked them why they weren't going forth to be fruitful and multiply. "We can't multiply. We're adders." So God cut some lumber out of the ark and built them a picnic table, which they slithered up onto, where they made sweet sweet love...



... because even adders can multiply on a log table.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 07:09 am
@spikepipsqueak,
spikepipsqueak wrote:

According to legend, when all the animals got off the ark and went out to settle the world, two snakes stayed behind. God asked them why they weren't going forth to be fruitful and multiply. "We can't multiply. We're adders." So God cut some lumber out of the ark and built them a picnic table, which they slithered up onto, where they made sweet sweet love...



... because even adders can multiply on a log table.

We've hit the bad joke brick wall with this one. Confused Wink
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 08:40 pm
@hingehead,
oh god, I'm doing that right now hingie. I just named a file "Whole new world" because I ran out of "final" names.
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FBM
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 08:46 pm
http://i1330.photobucket.com/albums/w561/hapkido1996/19100_10153329638596840_5675703572972215102_n_zpsfcqb45cr.jpg
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 09:27 pm
https://ci4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Ks55POeX4Cmc_eHkU0F5ZHIzzqsQwREdN5UMCbAcJcy9J_sr6-8rYrIVxvDlksDIj4tt2hkmhmmo1rnFFphR783BLhdPPuCwkUBfAn_3MRrnShNJUDrG1T-pnfxaQB6lslBUHGSuk4MTfR8nVdtXc6JEotE=s0-d-e1-ft#http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/truth-facts-funny-graphs-wumo-28.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2015 07:50 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0f/c4/96/0fc496a6e7bb2896b055e1762bbda750.jpg
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 03:36 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

spikepipsqueak wrote:

According to legend, when all the animals got off the ark and went out to settle the world, two snakes stayed behind. God asked them why they weren't going forth to be fruitful and multiply. "We can't multiply. We're adders." So God cut some lumber out of the ark and built them a picnic table, which they slithered up onto, where they made sweet sweet love...



... because even adders can multiply on a log table.

We've hit the bad joke brick wall with this one. Confused Wink


Yeah, I'd apologise but I have no style. (As evidenced by the joke) Very Happy
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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 07:30 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM
FBM
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 07:44 am
@Ionus,
Ionus wrote:




If you're interested, quote this to see how I edited your link to get the vid to show up.

Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 09:06 am
@FBM,
Nope . I cant work out how you did it . Before writing this reply I tried to pull your post apart in the 'reply area' but I got no luck .
FBM
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 09:22 am
@Ionus,
That's why I asked you to use the 'quote' function instead. Wink

This is the original url: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM

First, take out the 's' after 'http': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM

Then add these tags before and after the URL: [youtube]..(url)...[/youtube]

The result is: [youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM[/youtube

I left off the final bracket so that it wouldn't re-post the vid.
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 09:24 am
@Ionus,
Stick the youtube URL between these two bits of code. You will have to type them; they aren't in the menu like boldface is:

Code:[youtube]


Put the youtube URL in the middle and don't add any spaces.

Code:[/youtube]
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 11:03 am
@jespah,
In my mind I understood it as pasting the YouTube link, and typing the code before and after it.

So it comes out...

[youtube]nameofyoutubevideo[/youtube]

jespah
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 11:15 am
@chai2,
Either way; the order of operations doesn't matter so long as the code is right.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 11:22 am
@jespah,
I've posted several...but some just will not post.

I'm wondering about that "remove the 's'" thingy.

Never knew about that...and maybe the ones I attempted but did not work...had the extra 's'.
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 07:45 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Either way; the order of operations doesn't matter so long as the code is right.


Oh yeah, I know.

I was just saying how it makes sense in my brain, in case that makes sense to Ionus, or others who don't know how to do that.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2015 09:22 pm
@FBM,
Thanks to you and the others who helped . This thread is far more pleasant than some of the others I have been in... Wink Very Happy

I didnt understand what you meant by use the quote function but I do understand the process you described . Thanks again .
 

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