Geek and Nerd Humor

You know you are a geek…
… when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind.

You know you are a geek…
… when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own phone number. Why bother? It’s saved in your phone anyway.

You know you are a geek…
… when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.

You know you are a geek…
… when someone asks you what languages you know and you reply Java, Javascript, C++, Python, PHP, and Perl.

You know you are a nerd…
… when you paid more for your computer than you did your car.

You know you are a geek…
… when your family e-mails you because that’s the only way to get in touch with you.

3rd - Indonesia is a close neighbouring nation


Well no, they're bookmarked (in google bookmarks of course so I can access them from whichever device I'm on.


Whew, not a nerd then.


But I am a geek apparently.

Not an item of humor but something that most people coming to this particular thread will admire and appreciate:

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/03/30/little-girl-wants-to-know-how-to-deal-with-being-called-a-nerd-wil-wheaton-responds-video/

Department of Irony

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"People who think with their epidermis or their genitalia or their clan are the problem to begin with." C. Hitchens
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That was Hitchens describing himself in his support of GWB and the illegal invasions of I & A.

Gee, I think he, in any case, supported Blair and his illegal invasions. You don't have to be so americacentrist.

Anyhow, I like the phrase and will not attribute to other but the author.

FB: Anyhow, I like the phrase and will not attribute to other but the author.

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I wasn't attributing it to anyone but Hitchens. He caught himself in his own quote. Sad when someone sells their soul to ensure a steady supply of liquor.

Was torn whether to post this in funny signs or here but I love you guys so:

The best thing about pregnant women is the free wi-fi

And that junkie behind her has a syringe taken from the caption the cartoon thread a few weeks ago!