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Geek and Nerd Humor

 
 
vonny
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2014 05:15 am
You know you are a geek…
… when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind.

You know you are a geek…
… when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own phone number. Why bother? It’s saved in your phone anyway.

You know you are a geek…
… when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.

You know you are a geek…
… when someone asks you what languages you know and you reply Java, Javascript, C++, Python, PHP, and Perl.

You know you are a nerd…
… when you paid more for your computer than you did your car.

You know you are a geek…
… when your family e-mails you because that’s the only way to get in touch with you.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2014 06:36 am
@vonny,
Quote:
You know you are a geek…
… when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind.

3rd - Indonesia is a close neighbouring nation

Quote:
You know you are a geek…
… when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own phone number. Why bother? It’s saved in your phone anyway.

Well no, they're bookmarked (in google bookmarks of course so I can access them from whichever device I'm on.

Quote:
You know you are a nerd…
… when you paid more for your computer than you did your car.

Whew, not a nerd then.

Quote:
You know you are a geek…
… when your family e-mails you because that’s the only way to get in touch with you.

But I am a geek apparently.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2014 09:24 am

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606876_909565399072914_829925489_n.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2014 02:57 pm
http://www.megaleecher.net/sites/default/files/images/tech-smartass.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2014 07:24 pm
Not an item of humor but something that most people coming to this particular thread will admire and appreciate:

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/03/30/little-girl-wants-to-know-how-to-deal-with-being-called-a-nerd-wil-wheaton-responds-video/
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2014 11:54 pm
Department of Irony

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkAJi5ZIAAAIBeF.jpg
vonny
 
  3  
Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2014 03:15 am
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f4/2f/46/f42f46013bee7fd95c3bbdfc81ee6509.jpg
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2014 03:04 pm
@hingehead,
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vb39NFz_Ito/SWP5qEcAmHI/AAAAAAAAAjE/n6EOucLuEQQ/s400/zonavigilada.jpg
JTT
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2014 03:33 pm
@fbaezer,
Signature
"People who think with their epidermis or their genitalia or their clan are the problem to begin with." C. Hitchens
----

That was Hitchens describing himself in his support of GWB and the illegal invasions of I & A.
fbaezer
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 12:20 pm
@JTT,
Gee, I think he, in any case, supported Blair and his illegal invasions. You don't have to be so americacentrist.

Anyhow, I like the phrase and will not attribute to other but the author.
Below viewing threshold (view)
JTT
 
  -4  
Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 12:48 pm
@fbaezer,
FB: Anyhow, I like the phrase and will not attribute to other but the author.

///////

I wasn't attributing it to anyone but Hitchens. He caught himself in his own quote. Sad when someone sells their soul to ensure a steady supply of liquor.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 06:13 pm
Was torn whether to post this in funny signs or here but I love you guys so:

The best thing about pregnant women is the free wi-fi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkGkNtaCQAAQ5c-.jpg
hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2014 06:14 pm
@hingehead,
And that junkie behind her has a syringe taken from the caption the cartoon thread a few weeks ago!
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vonny
 
  3  
Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 02:47 pm
http://allfunnypic.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-nerd-geek-pick-up-line.jpg
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vonny
 
  4  
Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 02:57 pm
http://www.jeremymorgan.com/funny/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/12-30-memes-funny-stuff-64.jpg
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vonny
 
  4  
Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2014 03:03 pm
http://24.media.tumblr.com/95cb4213ec89ee5756e9878c24599167/tumblr_mg31jfCE911r3s5n0o1_500.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
  2  
Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2014 07:17 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10009846_459013834269498_779245013_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
  3  
Reply Sat 5 Apr, 2014 04:12 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10154999_788575654496781_133496081_n.jpg
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vonny
 
  4  
Reply Sat 5 Apr, 2014 04:16 am
http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bubba-interface.jpg?w=642
 

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