Hey, it’s Merry Andrew at his witty best; may I safely assume you were stirred into action by the overwhelming support I received from Mismi? Due no doubt to the fact that I have been hunting her like; forever!
Anyways, take it easy buddy, its not like I was advocating ephebicide or something, I mean, not even for Red Sox supporters!
C " J on the other hand is cursed by being too pretty and had to take up self defense to protect herself.
It could be argued that Jes has me under her spell; as she makes the best chicken soup I have never tasted.
I would also like to take the opportunity to thank all the cursed who have made a donation, you will soon become irresistible to the opposite sex…
Not you Kicky, for you will stand as an example to others who fail to pay up and so say hi to Gus!!!
So on this Sunday, let me hold out my hand in reconciliation, friendship and compassion and say:
I do not want Re-publicans in my church. I mean they are not like Jesus. Jesus was a black guy from da Chi-Town who moved to da far east to make a daifference…then moved back to save the Indians (read; Native Americans) from dem selves.
Ps. I will be back in time for supper Mis.