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Vicar w/potato stuck in his buttom

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CalamityJane
 
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:03 pm
I am surprised Reyn hasn't found this gem Very Happy
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Well apparently the good Vicar has been hanging curtains in the buff
when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table where the infamous potato
was sitting just waiting to trail up his butt where it got stuck deeply -
so deeply that the good Vicar could not dislocate it by himself. In fact
he has to undergo surgery to remove the potato. Shocked

Perhaps he should "stick" to French fries in the future, eh?

Only in England! Drunk
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html




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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:07 pm
@CalamityJane,
I don't believe it for one moment. Hanging curtains, my Aunt Tallulah! Was the potato standing on its end? Laughing
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:11 pm
@Phoenix32890,
One in a million, doc! One in a million.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:21 pm
After his ordeal is over, I am almost certain, he'll ask for a transfer into
another parish Laughing

In the meantime, I bet the Sunday mass will be crowded.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:29 pm
@CalamityJane,
CalamityJane wrote:

I am surprised Reyn hasn't found this gem

Reyn's not looking.
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:30 pm
Neither is Foxfyre. But I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the emergency room. Smile
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:48 pm
@Foxfyre,
At least he spared the life of a poor gerbil.
Foxfyre
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:53 pm
@farmerman,
Hamster, farmerman, hamster.
squinney
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:54 pm
A vicar... hanging curtains... in the kitchen... naked...

Hmmmmm

A man of the cloth standing naked in a window without his cloth?

(I shall roll that around in my mind for a bit.)
dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:59 pm
@squinney,
squinney wrote:

A vicar... hanging curtains... in the kitchen... naked...

Hmmmmm

A man of the cloth standing naked in a window without his cloth?

(I shall roll that around in my mind for a bit.)
probably gay scouting the hood for young boys.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 03:04 pm
@Foxfyre,
Quote:
Hamster, farmerman, hamster
.

Why do you prefer hamsters there foxy?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 03:17 pm
@squinney,
squinney wrote:

A vicar... hanging curtains... in the kitchen... naked...

Hmmmmm

A man of the cloth standing naked in a window without his cloth?

(I shall roll that around in my mind for a bit.)


Yeah, that's a winner. Do you think there would have been another good
explanation for him to choose why the potato was up his butt so deeply?
squinney
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 03:43 pm
@CalamityJane,
... to entice the gerbil out?
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 06:35 pm
@squinney,
Who knows! Laughing

I wonder if he took butter or sour cream....
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 06:55 am
@CalamityJane,
The don't call him Spuds McPoopchute for nothing.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 07:05 am
@CalamityJane,
Uh...that's not sour cream....
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 07:11 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Don't fool yerself, vicar
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 15 Nov, 2008 10:19 pm
@cjhsa,
....and here is the hot potato.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1152/kentangbikiniat3.jpg
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/kentangbikiniat3.jpg/1/w500.png
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