Can You Say "What the Hell"?

cheeseburger.

I thought I could get a shaper, not to squash me so small I can't breathe, but to smooth the lumps so my clothes would look nicer. Yes, I'm overweight. I didn't want to look like a size four, just like a better me.

I bought one sized for my waist (it said) and tried to put it on. I couldn't get that thing past one knee! It wasn't stretchy at all... How do you get them on? Off?

I said what the hell and had a cheeseburger. With fries. I am as I am and I'll change when I'm ready.

Bingo!

I swear, they are not meant for women with real rolls. I'd have had to get a XL to get it over my ass (and I was suppose to take a M)....I too tried a shaper once to fit better into a dress I had bought. I ended up taking the dress back and just getting one that fit my body better.

Live and learn.

i have a few, and like to wear them under dresses, but they do have to be properly sized... and it's not to slim anyone down, really. smooth things over, yes....but it's still all of you inside.

The only difference is my "hell" is a more profound adjective, and it still has four letters.

And what does a slender woman need with one? Must we not only desire unhealthful slimness but also the muscle tone of a plastic mannequin???