@George,
You may have heard this story before. Back in 1968 I got to do the Army thing. They thought it would be amusing to send this redneck to Basic Training in Nov-Dec @ Ft Dix, NJ. Our drill sgt was this very lean and mean (ie wiry) black guy who was very good at his job. It was, perhaps, the 1st time we had ever had a black man scream in our faces. I learned a lot from him about being a soldier, which proved valuable later on.
Anyway, to make a long story longer. He was marching us somewhere and he came up to me and said: "(RJB), you are the only ****** ***** *** **** who is out of **** step, you ***** ****."
I looked at him and said "No, Sgt, I am the only one in step. Everyone else is out of step." He paused for a second, smiled, looked me in the eye and murmured "That was a good line." And then he went back in character: "(RJB, you worthless *****........)" A bunch of pushups resulted.