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Ever get the impression that terrorism is confronted by retards?

 
 
Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 08:36 pm
This might be the dumbest anti-terror effort to date :

London Police sign:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2810415169_cdc0e24b7d_b.jpg

But in case it isn't I'm calling to report everyone I know.
 
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 08:37 pm
@Robert Gentel,
I've decided to do some copy writing for their campaign:

TERRORISTS NEED WATER
Have you ever seen someone drinking suspicious quantities of water?

TERRORISTS NEED FOOD
Have you ever seen someone eating something weird?
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 08:57 pm
Say, didn't I just see some pictures of Buckingham Place guards. I'm gonna report, who was it, Endymon or something.
Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:10 am
@JTT,
you're too late - redrex already reported me to the anti-terrorist police for my revolution thread - they seemed more concerned about the gun nuts and religious fundamentalists however...
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:15 am
@Robert Gentel,
It's online as well:

http://www.met.police.uk/so/at_hotline.htm
Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:16 am
@Endymion,
not that i told them anything
I didn't even rat on cj
(despite being hung upside down by my toes and beaten with my own bass guitar strings)
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Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:18 am
@Walter Hinteler,
jeezus walter is that a missile in your avatar????
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old europe
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:20 am
@Walter Hinteler,
This one was weird:

Quote:
Passport " Terrorists use multiple identities. Do you know someone with documents in different names for no obvious reason?


What exactly would be an obvious reason for someone to have documents in different names?

"Ah, sure, I know him. Documents in different names? Yeah, of course... he works for the Secret Service. Has a license to kill, too. Nice guy..."
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Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:30 am
why do i have the music to Ghost-busters going around my head?

Who you gonna call?
dee-dee-dee, de dee dee
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 10:20 am
@Robert Gentel,
TERRORISTS NEED OXYGEN
Have you seen someone breathing heavily recently?
Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 10:40 am
@Robert Gentel,
TERRORISTS NEED CASH
Do you know any rich people who refuse to buy a round?
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 10:43 am
@Robert Gentel,
It should be said that they may be camouflaging by eating some of the same foods we eat.
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 10:45 am
@Lash,
Good point

TERRORISTS MAY EAT NORMAL FOOD
Seen anyone eating normal food recently?
JTT
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 11:44 am
@Robert Gentel,
What color is the terrorist alert at now?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 11:52 am
@Robert Gentel,
TERRORISTS ARE USUALLY ABLE TO READ.
Do you know someone literate?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 12:22 pm
@JTT,
Quote:
What color is the terrorist alert at now?


My terror alert mood ring is kind of an orangey - yellow today. Should I be concerned ?
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 12:52 pm
"TERRORISTS USE COMPUTERS"

We're all in trouble!

E(what was that noise?)va
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