@tenderfoot,
Quote:I can just imagine Splendiouse's teaching in a Christian creationists science class in the USA school system -- all the kids down on their knees, hands religiously held together looking up to their God whilst the teacher ( Splendiouse's ) says, very scientifically --- " repeat after me -- thank you our lord who created the earth we live on, in 7 days, thank you lord for starting it on the Monday and finished it on the Saturday, and making Sunday a day off, so you can listen to the two people you had just created, get down on their knees and praise you."
I assume now that any subtle ambiguities relating to your username are comprehensivly dispelled and that it does mean one not yet hardened to life.
Your fantasy is a long way from any truth concerning myself in the situation you have so conveniently placed me in.
I would be much more likely to explain that evolutionary principles, as we find them in all of nature, when applied to the infinite extensibility of the human intelligence, would result in natural actions of a nature natured naturally by nature, there being nothing else in evolution, in natural creatures expressing aforesaid natured natures and that inhibitions of such expressions would result, as Freud said, in discombabulations of the cellular processes despite them, the inhibitions, being designed by generations of learned men to prevent the obvious natural proclivities in the general direction of theft, highway robbery, cruelty to children and animals, obtaining money under false pretences, nose picking and wiping boogies on the nearest convenient surface, such as a tablecloth, forgery, embezzlement, misappropriation of public money, farting in state ceremonials, malingering, libel, blackmail, contempt of court, arson, mutiny on the high seas, trespass, burglary, urination and defecating on the spot, the practice of unnatural vice, perjury, poaching, kidnapping, bushwhacking, leaping from tree to tree, smuggling, shoplifting, pickpocketing, plagiarism, looting, adultery, cheating at cards, knobbling racehorses, impersonation, rape and other casual acts of genital impulse, assault, manslaughter and murder.
As I would never underestimate the intelligence of my class, as anti-IDers are unable to prevent themselves from doing in order to point up their superiority, I think I would be content to allow my students the freedom to come to their own conclusions regarding Divine revelation after pointing out that all terrestrial intelligences would naturally be subject to the same contingencies and proclivities and that submission to the pronouncements of any earth-bound intelligences with those characteristics, as would be natural under the internal logic of the case, indeed inevitable, amounts to a form of cowed slavery leading to feelings of powerlessness, alienation, disgust, degeneration, hair loss, palpitations, bad breath, boils, fallen arches, piles, mechanical movement of limbs and other movable encumbrances in accordance with guidelines in instruction manuals, admiring Elton John, constant and unremitting self glorification either directly or invidiously, funny walking, liberal tolerance selectively applied for image confections and other general all-round unfortunate dispositions which disqualify people from standing at the bar in my company.