@cicerone imposter,
This is hilarious.
I write a post and in order to give it some spice I employ a couple of witticisms, not particulary good examples I'm the first to agree, and it is to those, rather than the real content of the post, that the responses are directed.
ci responded-
Quote:Shoes has absolutely nothing to do with creationism/ID. You should try fitting one on your head.
and LW followed up that gem with one of his own: namely-
Quote:China shops that handle crockery and try to sell it as porcelain should have a shoe kicking them in the butt before taking on the IDer's crock(ery) of baloney.
This phenomena exposes to view the mature American anti-IDer's mindset which I assume I am not alone in finding highly amusing if somewhat disconcerting bearing in mind that they are entitled to a vote.
Wit, which is what the big feet and china shop allusions were attempting, however crassly, consists of combining together, with vivacity and ingenuity, any ideas that appear to have an affinity with each other and thereby making up what John Locke, the father of the American Revolution, called "pleasant pictures and agreeable visions in the fancy". It is employed generally to try to amuse one's companions and often passes by the average po-faced gump. The energy source of the laughter.
The vivacity of the choices is evident in that both ci. and LW have been distracted from the main point of the post enough to have exercised themselves to offer their esteemed thoughts about them in their usual flat-ribbed, train station announcer, respective styles. I can't claim much ingenuity for them but I plead that I was writing about something else at the time and I didn't give my choices a great deal of thought.
But an atheist continually offering proof that he is an atheist for four years non-stop without amelioration does have an affinity with a bloke with big feet telling you for four years that he takes large sizes in shoes.
And a bull in a china shop does also have an affinity with anyone seeking to tear down existing structures without reference to the consequences.
So I am content to have passed the affinity and vivacity tests if not the ingenuity one. It is impertinent to attempt to improve on the folk-lore choices. But I ought to be given some credit for trying to produce the "pleasant pictures and agreeable visions in the fancy" Mr Locke spoke of.
If I failed to acheive that for any readers here, and it is a compliment to my readers to have tried to both enlighten them and amuse them at the same time, I assume it is because they are humourless, mumpish, dumpish, long in the face, woebegone wet blankets who should never be invited to social functions in case they cast a pall of gloom over the proceedings and in the event of them bothering one in the pub they should be told to **** off.
Inviting them to set the tone in the classrooms for 50 million kids really ought to be banned under about three or four dozen acts and other legislative instruments.