RETURN OF THE REPUBLICAN SLIME MACHINE: Clark fear
Sept. 18, 2003 / 12:54 PM ET
RETURN OF THE REPUBLICAN SLIME MACHINE
How scared are the Republicans of Wesley Clark? You can judge by how dirty their tactics become. Remember Mike Dukakis' alleged history of mental illness? That one had the Republicans working on a rumor circulated by supporters of Lyndon LaRouche. Remember John McCain's out-of-wedlock black child? His breakdown under torture in Vietnam? What about Bill Clinton's out-of-wedlock black child? The gun-running/drug deals and murders he caused at Mena airport in Arkansas? And Al Gore was the serial liar. Yeah, right. Get ready, General.
George Will began it weeks ago. (Here's the original.) Now check out this op-ed by Ralph Peters in Murdoch's New York Post. There's also a cartoon on Page Six, which is not online, that depicts the Democrats in straightjackets. (Meanwhile, my buddy Richard Cohen addresses this issue rather more sensibly this morning, but still edges a little close to the Republican trap for my taste.) Anyway, I sure would like to see Clark kick a little ass on the use of these tactics. Democrats have rolled over for too long.
FINE GREEN WHINES
Speaking of people who need their (metaphorical) butts kicked, but good, Ralph Nader whines, "Old-timers years ago would have wondered what the Mayor means by marketing NYC. Cities were viewed more benignly when they were more livable, more employable at good wages, more replete with public institutions like good libraries, good public transit, good schools, good hospitals and clinics and good recreational facilities in the neighborhoods. New York City is crumbling on these measurements."
Hey Ralph, no one, and I mean no one on the planet, is more responsible for the deterioration in the quality of life of my city than you are, bud. All you had to do was say, "I ran a great race and thanks for your support but this guy Bush is scary. Vote for Al, not me and we'll we what we can get at the bargaining table
." But no, you wanted to elect Bush. And you did. Congrats.
All U.S. cities are struggling under the weight of the president's malign neglect and the costs of his fiscal policies and needless war. And with all the damage you've caused the country, you're worried about Snapple in New York schools. So shut up about my city, fella, and go get some help for that martyr complex of yours. You call yourself a progressive and yet you even tried to defeat Paul Wellstone. Sure, you'll get your millionaire's tax cut, but poor and working people in this city have enough burdens to bear without another hypocritical pro-Bush intervention this time around.
Get lost, Ralph. In fact, check with your buddy Dick Cheney. I hear he knows some really comfy out-of the-way, millionaire-only spots to get loose. And boy does that guy owe you a favor
(Let the spamming begin.)
ONLY IN AMERICA
The Leader of the Free World tells the truth for once and it's front-page news.
I think I could be talked into an Israel pre-emptive strike here.
Deserting Your National Guard Post Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry: Did you know George W. Bush was a a lieutenant or a captain in the military? It must be true. It's in that Communist SCLM warrior, The New York Times.
Does this sentence make sense? "She makes no sweeping conclusions about the war or Iraq. She's too much a reporter for that."
Alter-Investment advice: Major business opportunity for someone: Corner the market on escort advertising for traveling American businessmen.
If you happen to be taking drugs anyway, try this.
SOUND CHECK
Among the acts/bands I can remember seeing at The Bottom Line include, as best as I can remember: Lou Reed, David Johansen, George Thurogood, John Prine, The Roches, Loudon Wainwright, Southside Johnny, Graham Parker, the Flatanders, Rosanne Cash, Warren Zevon, Emmylou Harris, Buddy and Julie Miller, John Gorka, Joey Ramone, Dr. John, Flo and Eddie, Maria Muldaur, Peter Tosh, Billy Bragg, Cassandra Wilson, Steve Earle, Steve Goodman, McCoy Tyner, Elvin Jones, Stan Getz, David Bromberg, Clark Terry, Tony Bennett, Garland Jeffries, Van Morrison, and lots more. (I was turned away in August 1975 because my fake ID was too fake. The owner, Alan Pepper, later told me, if I had tried to come see the guy with the same ID in '74, I might have had better luck.)
In other words, it is a cultural treasure for the city and the country, and I can't believe NYU is going to let it die. Pepper, who has done as much for music as Ralph Nader has for the cause of right-wing extremism, asks: "Send a note to John Beckman, assistant vice president of the Office of Public Affairs at
[email protected] or Lynne Brown, the VP for University Relations and Public Affairs at NYU at
[email protected]. Please send us a copy at
[email protected]."
And another thing, I don't understand multimillionaires. Wouldn't it be fun for Bruce (or someone) just to shell out a few million and buy TBL and the Stone Pony and keep ?'em going, both for the bands and the fans? It wouldn't be any trouble and the money would not even run the cost of one night's performance a year. Plus, he could just show up and play whenever he felt he needed to. What's the problem here?
Alternotes: I debated William Kristol on WNYC on media bias this morning. I think there are archives. The New Yorker panel this weekend is sold out. I will be speaking at the U of Missouri Journalism School on Tuesday night. And I see that in the current Harper's Gene Lyons thinks What Liberal Media stinks. I don't think it's online, but you will not be surprised to learn that I don't think you're missing much. (The problem seems to be that I am naïve about the power of money, and hence, an apologist for mainstream hacks.)
This Just In: "Let it Be" de-Spectorized, arrives on Nov. 17.
CORRESPONDENTS' CORNER
Most of today's letters are devoted to the question of whether Dean supporters would rather fight than switch. I chose the most cogent and/or thoughtful responses. I got a few nasty ones, I'll admit, merely for posing the question. I am not printing any of these, however, because I find that only encourages the beast. Moreover I didn't think there were really enough of them to be representative.
Name: Mark Armstrong
Hometown: Brooklyn
Hi Eric,
In response to your question about what Deanies are going to do, I offer the following:
We'll continue to donate our time and little bits of our money to the candidate that we believe can beat George Bush. The people supporting Howard Dean don't seem to be the protest voters that turn out for Nader or Kucinich. We're supporting the candidate that we think can really take the fight to Bush and win. A mistaken assumption about the Dean campaign is that supporters don't think we're in this to win, only to do a bit of consciousness raising. Dean supporters are actually a very pragmatic coalition and it drives us nuts to hear the people on our own side pushing this tired unelectable/McGovern argument. We believe we are backing the winner.
Dean's very electable. He's never lost a race for office and he's outperformed and outhustled everyone in this race so far. He'd run a national campaign that was just as exciting. The electoral math is there for Dean. He's a much better candidate and campaigner than Gore and he only needs to add New Hampshire (where he's killing) to Gore's total to win. I think he'll run OK in the South too, especially in Georgia, where his team on the ground is really facile already.
Clark, on the other hand, has never been elected to anything. He says all the right things, but his appeal is mostly to the corporate wing of the party that's trying to cut Dean off at the pass, so I don't see him marshalling the kind of volunteer force or hardcore fan base Dean's working with. (The Bryant Park crew was an amazing group of mostly people who'd never campaigned for anything in their lives.) Dean's core is largely against the type of corporate Democrats that Clark seems to be throwing his lot in with, so I don't see many people switching.
We're in this to the end, but we'd gladly support Wes Clark in the general election. But we'd rather he do that for us.
As always, love your work. Sorry about Warren.
Name: Brian Smith
Hometown: San Francisco
As a Dean supporter I have to admit, I think the notion of a Clark/Dean ticket would be unstoppable.
Clark makes perfect sense as Commander in Chief. Dean can play bulldog on domestic issues (economy, environment, healthcare.) Dean could use experience as VP to become ?'more presidential' and perhaps continue the legacy in 2012. ; )
This ticket would represent the aspirations of both liberal democrats and security-minded moderates/independents. It would be a great choice for about 70 percent of Americans.
And one Clark guy:
Name: Ed Hayden
Hometown: Sacramento
Eric,
We had a pleasant little gathering of the Clark faithful on the steps on the West entrance to the California state capitol today... all 12 of us

Gotta start somewhere. Came down from my office on Capitol Mall to meet with a number of other people I never met. A couple of our number got interviewed briefly by sympathetic a TV crew (they only seemed so after the camera was off... then the camera man and reporter seemed to loosen up and talk like they had opinions of their own).
Clark is a decent, experienced, accomplished, intelligent, believable, and Clark candy-bar honest kinda guy. He's the smart (but un-obnoxious) neighbor you ask to help you with your taxes, or who'd you'd want to listen to and follow when a neighborhood emergency happened, or to help figure out your kid's college application.
I know all my veteran pals are kicking it around; Republicans have had a majorty of military and veteran votes for a long, long while. Ask NG/ANG or Reserve families what they think these days; or active duty lifers who give up years overseas... and maybe the worm is turning. David Hackworth is a good barometer of that cauldron if you've a mind to check. Check out the infantryman's letter's home to his sister in the Sacramento/Chico News & Review if you'd like to see how Army life is these days. Sacramento is a favorite location for advertising demographers. Clark could tap into that line of thinking and turn it to something positive.
Clark promised not to speak ill of the other Democratic candidates, and I hope none of the other candidates speak ill of him. They seem to have honored that pledge for the past couple days. Good for them. When you survey the current field, it almost looks like a good Clark Presidential cabinet.... Kerry, Scty of State; Dean, Scty of Health; Lieberman, Scty of Defense; Gephardt, Scty of Labor; Edwards, Scty of Commerce; Brown, Scty of Education; Kucinich, Scty of HUD, and so on.... it is a good fit. The original nine are all good people. No bad apples in there, just no presidential material. Even Rev.Sharpton has a good place, as spokeperson.... he has experience under James Brown, and his humor even amuses Lieberman. He's got better singers that that old fart-bag Rumsfled, or that too-tight-to-fart Fleischer.
A little hope, a little imgination, and a lot of work on the part of pundits and precinct walkers.... and who the hell knows ? Maybe something will change this time.