Well, looks like this journey is nearing it's end.
E.G. got the honest-to-goodness in-writing offer today, and it's
quite nice. We're going to visit in a couple of weeks, they will wait 'til then for the answer.
UC (University of Chicago) sent a terse email last week to the effect of, we can move fast if we need to, keep us appraised of the situation at OSU. However, it looks like what they would have to offer, if anything, would be a weird combo position rather than just UC. Everyone we've talked to seems to discount this possibility. They have a couple of weeks to seal the deal, nobody thinks that's going to happen.
I'm currently very happy about the idea of Columbus, good job for E.G., nice houses, good-sized Deaf community, etc., etc. It always (last 3 times I've moved) takes me a few years to really put down roots, so kind of sad about moving just as those roots have gotten pretty strong. But that would happen no matter what, and Columbus looks like a good place to move to.
So! That's the news from Lake Jobsearchangst. (Sounds kinda Norwegian...) Will probably be all tied up, deep breath, move on, within a couple of weeks.
Then I'll start the "Help me buy a house!!" thread.