DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP CELL PHONES!
A new study has revealed that flip phones can
cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.
Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children.
Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list.
If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child,
it will have been worth it.
Do not delete this message!
Forward it to everyone you know.
Do it for the sake of the children.
If you doubt the importance of this warning, please click the link.
Oh the HORROR!
[size=7](ok, you can all accuse me of being a sick perverted child pornographer now)[/size]