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Mon 21 Jul, 2008 07:05 pm
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
And WASH your damn hands!!!!!!!!
This is probably a stupid question, but can you document your claims?
Check bestandworst.com yourself
when i leave a restroom, I wash my hands and take some towels to dry. Then, upon leaving, I take two towels to open the RR door, These towels I dsipose in some convenient receptacle outside the RR.
Me OCD? why no, I dont think so,
ODCD OCD OCD OCD
I said it 5 times so I can now move on.
No, you said ODCD once and OCD four times (or actually three times, and once before separately as part of a question). Who's compulsive now? So you've got one more to go. At least. Better do it now, or you'll be hung up here for hours.
I thought I posted "where did you get this delight", but I guess not.
Provocativo rides again.
Not that washing you hands on certain occasions isn't smart.
We could always upgrade the thread, and talk about something important:
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...Shockingly, a variety of studies confirm under half of all US health workers wash as often required, a point of frustration among the over 4,000 conference attendees. "It doesn't matter if it's God himself or the governor or whoever, you have to wash up," said Rebecca Peters, an infection control staffer at York Hospital in York, Pennsylvania.
The infection preventionists confirmed they experience resistance when trying to implement infection control standards and point to a number of issues such as too little time, too many patients, inconvenience, and low paid staffers not understanding or implementing appropriate and consistent procedures. Bryant added that her fire marshal limited the number and placement of hand sanitizer dispensers over fears the alcohol-based gel could be a fire hazard, a move that adversely impacted infection control measures.
According to Center of Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) figures for 2005, nearly 19,000 people died in the US from MRSA; an additional 94,000 were seriously sickened. Of the 19,000 patients studied in 2005, 2,000 were healthy people contracting community-based MRSA. In Canada, about 220,000 people are sickened and an additional 8,000-12,000 die annually. Patients surviving MRSA often require amputations to cure infections. MRSA has infected players from four NFL teams, some NYC firefighters, and has infected or killed a growing number of school children.
http://www.yourlawyer.com/articles/read/14605
I decree Primativo should read Arrowsmith by Sinclair Lewis. That was a book I read around the time I was trying to pick a major in school and had just picked bacteriology. That'll fix him.
That's your hands. We all have our occidy selves.
Ah, but they're coming up with a vaccine against mrsa.
Not to make light of it, indeed.
Big deal in USC football locker room, no kidding, and they worked out appropriate behavior from how that got dealt with.
I'll be back with a link if I can find it in my files.
Pffft. I work in an elementary school. Primitivo's list is just the beginning!
Do I have to look all this up?
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
Urine is generally without bacteria, and that would be diluted in a lot of gallons. Alternately, when I first started swimming at the Y, I got a bad flu, which is not from bacteria but a virus. On the other hand, as it were, it was flu season. Pools usually are chlorinated or brominated or have similar anti-bio additives. Get a grip. Besides, when I used to swim a mile, I didn't ingest a lot of water. You breathe above water.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
So? All the outside of penises (pini?) are covered with pathogens? Please prove..
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
Oh, and so?
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Lots of people eat them to live. See a new book reviewed today on the BBC site.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
No one but me has ever washed my clothes. I'm used to my own bacteria, generally normal flora. And other people's mostly are too.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
I don't think herpes is shared in this way, but I'll have to research.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
So the f/k what? We are all animals.
Chihuahua.
I looked in the store today at liquid soaps in order to make some homemade anti-mealy bug soap spray for my lavender plants in the yard.
All, or it seemed, all had additives and most had antibacterial properties.
There is this germ fear that is, frankly, frightful. Appropriate for some with some diseases, but stupid and dangerous fear re nature in general. Much more dangerous in long term than touching door knobs.
It must be all bullshit - no way will you come into unwashed female masturbation hands more frequently than male masturbation hands.
ossobuco wrote:I looked in the store today at liquid soaps in order to make some homemade anti-mealy bug soap spray for my lavender plants in the yard.
All, or it seemed, all had additives and most had antibacterial properties.
There is this germ fear that is, frankly, frightful. Appropriate for some with some diseases, but stupid and dangerous fear re nature in general. Much more dangerous in long term than touching door knobs.
And it is more expensive now to buy non anti-bacterial soaps - you almost have to find fancy organic soaps.
Osso, on that note, go to a pharmacy and buy a small container of glycerine.
I skipped that one by mistake, sorry. No way I'm afraid of my own vagina exudent or someone's penis somehow getting on my doorknob or hands. Including aids virus. Not that that can't happen, but that I'm not running around afraid of it.
Ebola, yeah.
I will admit to not knowing women masturbate almost twice as much as men, should that be true... that's amusing..
I do figure that the title post has been debunked, probably multiply over time.
LittleK, does glycerine work? I have some..
well.... glycerine is the base for most if not all liquid soaps. What is the liquid soap's purpose?
er, penis exudent. (wonder if it's exudate, huh).
Penis on doorknob seems a useless idea offhand.
On the glycerine, certain soap compounds, wait a minute, seem according to what I've looked up, to work best - potassium salts of fatty acids.
I was just looking for recipes of liquid soap, and almost decided to liquify some of my whachacallit -- French castille soap.
Can I tangent a thread or not? Yes, I can, but should I? Wood eye?