Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:It's not that there's nobody willing to marry me.
It's that I'm not willing to marry any of these women I meet.
I have simple standards, however none of them know how to take a punch.
Slappy, I didn't expect you to see this thread. I, of course, wasn't serious. I mean.... it was a typo.... a friggin typo! I meant to say "unless, of course, you're name is Fred."