Here is a good one to try...
CalamityJane wrote:I tell you what will work, kicky: wear a regular shirt and button it wrong.
Most women can't stand to look at that and would come over and tell
you that your shirt is buttoned wrong. That's when you strike up a
conversation with them....
This is just crazy enough to work. I will try this!
Thissss .............. is a messsss......
kickycan wrote:CalamityJane wrote:I tell you what will work, kicky: wear a regular shirt and button it wrong.
Most women can't stand to look at that and would come over and tell
you that your shirt is buttoned wrong. That's when you strike up a
conversation with them....
This is just crazy enough to work. I will try this!
That is clever, and just might work.
Hasn't CJhsa showed up yet? Here, I'll pinch hit:
Gargamel wrote:When The Ladies see my tuxedo t-shirt, they think,
Well there goes a fellow who knows how to have a good time without sacrificing class. Chances are he would pay for my shoe-rental at the bowling alley, and perhaps buy me a High-Life as well. Therefore, intercourse with him is necessary.
Dang..I laughed out loud again.
this one has to be attractive to some female persons, too. if not all...
dagmaraka wrote:here's one for gargamel:
That shirt rules! I have to get it.
Though after the laughs it might create some awkward silence between me n' my dame.
dagmaraka wrote:here's one for gargamel:
For a couple, here's the matching one:
shirt?
if ur trying to score and ur not butt azz nekkid ur doin something wrong
in a bar... read the initial post.
old europe wrote:dagmaraka wrote:here's one for gargamel:
For a couple, here's the matching one:
Perfect! Problem solved. You and missus will both be happy.
I bought a t-shirt last week, on our trip to Walden Pond that says :"Always, you have to contend with the stupidity of men."
I haven't thought about it that way yet (so far I thought it merely to be along the lines of 'embrace imperfection'), but maybe this will be a hit in a bar scene, too.
dagmaraka wrote: I bought a t-shirt last week, on our trip to Walden Pond that says :"Always, you have to contend with the stupidity of men."
I haven't thought about it that way yet (so far I thought it merely to be along the lines of 'embrace imperfection'), but maybe this will be a hit in a bar scene, too.
I expect it'll just make people think you're a lesbian.
most people. surely there is a thoreau connoisseur somewhere in a dive bar, too.
I think you're doing it wrong.....
I have a t-shirt that I should try in a bar one of these days. Or maybe at a concert. It says, "Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah..."
Actually, now that I think about it, I was wearing this shirt last summer when I stopped at a bar on the beach to take a leak, and as I was walking through, one girl saw it and pointed me out to her friend. I stopped and let them read it, but had to go. So I guess it IS a good t-shirt to wear when trying to score. Cool.
t-shirts, naaa!
Shirts, with buttons, heaps gooder!
