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Best t-shirt to wear when trying to score

 
 
Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:22 pm
I recently happened to be in a crowded dive bar, and it occurred to me that a lot of people there were wearing interesting t-shirts. I wondered what kind of t-shirt would be most likely to attract a potential bed-mate. I was in a white t-shirt advertising a bar down on the east coast of Florida called "THE WET SPOT." Of course, with a hot shirt like that, I had all kinds of offers, as you may well imagine.

Not everyone was doing so well as I though. I noticed a guy walking around alone with his head drooped and his eyes glassy from booze wearing the following t-shirt. I can only assume from that that this shirt was not doing him any good, although I would have thought that any shirt that mentions "The Hoff" could only help. Maybe the fact that he smelled like vomit was too much of a turn-off.

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/David_Hasselhoff_The_Man_Myth-T.jpg

Now, although I didn't see anyone wearing this next one, I believe it to be a surefire babe-magnet. Nothing gets the ladies going more than being with a guy who isn't afraid to advertise that he has a legendary penis.

http://www.drbongs.co.uk/images/WEB-T-SHIRTS-BLack-the-man.jpg

Now, the other shirt I saw that really caught my eye was very clever. This guy was wearing a plain white t-shirt and walking around with a black magic marker, and attempting to get any and every woman he encountered to write whatever they wanted all over it. He had all kinds of interesting pictures and words written all over his shirt, and he seemed to be doing very well with the ladies indeed. Great idea.

Now, you may be asking, "But Kicky, what about the women? What t-shirt would help us to score?" I assure you I haven't forgetten you, ladies, but as we all know, women don't need to wear any special t-shirt in order to score. As long as it is wet, it will work.

So what other t-shirts do you think would be helpful when trying to score?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:32 pm
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TSHIRTS/STUPID.jpg
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:40 pm
I don't know about that one. Does it send the right message? Do women like guys with stupid dicks, or guys that are stupid dicks?
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:45 pm
djjd62 wrote:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TSHIRTS/STUPID.jpg


Laughing!

Great shirt.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:46 pm
Some chicks like honest men, Kicky.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:49 pm
Wear this one! Yeah! The women will be lined up to get a crack at ya! (no pun intended) Really!

Ok.....Im goin' home now! Razz


http://www.ldmag.com/public/Socrate-Rodenberger/Avril-2007/Neon-Coyote/Prize_Winning_Cock_T-Shirt.jpg
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 03:50 pm
Sure, Joeblow. And some women like sensitive men. Right
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jun, 2008 04:04 pm
My shirt idea: "I put the 'eek' back in geek."
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 09:03 am
JustBrooke wrote:
Wear this one! Yeah! The women will be lined up to get a crack at ya! (no pun intended) Really!

Ok.....Im goin' home now! Razz


http://www.ldmag.com/public/Socrate-Rodenberger/Avril-2007/Neon-Coyote/Prize_Winning_Cock_T-Shirt.jpg


I could never wear a shirt like this. But I have to say, that crack pun was excellent! Why not take credit for such a great pun! Puns get such a bad rap. Why is that?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 09:11 am
Theres a bar in Ocean City Md named "Big Pecker's Bar".
They have a teeshirt also.

College kids wear tee shirt .Civilized men wear linen shirts with airplane logos. (you can ride my big Gulf Stream)
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 09:19 am
T-shirts with penis references: the poor-man's Porche.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 10:28 am
I prefer no shirt at all (assuming of course no beer belly, but six pack abs) - I suppose the same would work for men or women.
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 10:44 am
kickycan wrote:
I don't know about that one. Does it send the right message? Do women like guys with stupid dicks, or guys that are stupid dicks?


neither
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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 11:01 am
mismi wrote:
kickycan wrote:
I don't know about that one. Does it send the right message? Do women like guys with stupid dicks, or guys that are stupid dicks?


neither


Unless they are a Mimbo - then just a guy that is a stupid dick.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 11:02 am
DrewDad wrote:
T-shirts with penis references: the poor-man's Porche.


Or a Hummer. I heard that now that GM is discontinuing Hummers, they will offer consolation services for potential hummer owners. Those who are not fortunate enough to purchase a hummer before it's discontinued can get "JERKFACE" tattoed on their forehead for free.
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 11:48 am
dagmaraka wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
T-shirts with penis references: the poor-man's Porche.


Or a Hummer. I heard that now that GM is discontinuing Hummers, they will offer consolation services for potential hummer owners. Those who are not fortunate enough to purchase a hummer before it's discontinued can get "JERKFACE" tattoed on their forehead for free.


I laughed out loud
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 12:22 pm
http://www.shareasale.com/image/ebtestfaith.gif
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 12:42 pm
That one could work. Women love a project.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 12:48 pm
I tell you what will work, kicky: wear a regular shirt and button it wrong.
Most women can't stand to look at that and would come over and tell
you that your shirt is buttoned wrong. That's when you strike up a
conversation with them....
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2008 01:04 pm
When The Ladies see my tuxedo t-shirt, they think, Well there goes a fellow who knows how to have a good time without sacrificing class. Chances are he would pay for my shoe-rental at the bowling alley, and perhaps buy me a High-Life as well. Therefore, intercourse with him is necessary.

http://www.prankplace.com/images/tshirts/closeups/tux.jpg
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