Best t-shirt to wear when trying to score

I recently happened to be in a crowded dive bar, and it occurred to me that a lot of people there were wearing interesting t-shirts. I wondered what kind of t-shirt would be most likely to attract a potential bed-mate. I was in a white t-shirt advertising a bar down on the east coast of Florida called "THE WET SPOT." Of course, with a hot shirt like that, I had all kinds of offers, as you may well imagine.

Not everyone was doing so well as I though. I noticed a guy walking around alone with his head drooped and his eyes glassy from booze wearing the following t-shirt. I can only assume from that that this shirt was not doing him any good, although I would have thought that any shirt that mentions "The Hoff" could only help. Maybe the fact that he smelled like vomit was too much of a turn-off.



Now, although I didn't see anyone wearing this next one, I believe it to be a surefire babe-magnet. Nothing gets the ladies going more than being with a guy who isn't afraid to advertise that he has a legendary penis.



Now, the other shirt I saw that really caught my eye was very clever. This guy was wearing a plain white t-shirt and walking around with a black magic marker, and attempting to get any and every woman he encountered to write whatever they wanted all over it. He had all kinds of interesting pictures and words written all over his shirt, and he seemed to be doing very well with the ladies indeed. Great idea.

Now, you may be asking, "But Kicky, what about the women? What t-shirt would help us to score?" I assure you I haven't forgetten you, ladies, but as we all know, women don't need to wear any special t-shirt in order to score. As long as it is wet, it will work.

So what other t-shirts do you think would be helpful when trying to score?