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Saw something terrible at a graduation ceremony...

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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 02:15 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Mame, would you reconsider, if I tell you that he's filthy rich?

Money is not all.


Quote:
Spector was arrested on suspicion of murder after the body of 40-year-old nightclub hostess and B movie-actress Lana Clarkson of Los Angeles was found at his mansion, Pyrenees Castle.


Retrial next September...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 02:18 pm
I know Francis. Spector was just intended as an answer to 2pack's post. Wink

And you're right of course, money is not everything, but if you don't
have it, it does become everything....
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 03:23 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
You are HIM, aren't you, 2pack?

http://www.pinkmoan.com/images/spector_bighair.jpg



Yes, not only am I famous for the "wall of sound", I'm also famous for my "wall of hooker pelts".
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mushypancakes
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 04:15 pm
I get that rising vomit when someone suggests Arby's too...

ew arby's .
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Primotivo
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 04:21 pm
You should of seen this thing. It actually looks like Arby's roast beef sandwich with brownish goo oozing out of it. YUCK! Shocked
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 04:26 pm
Laughing

You know, primotivo -- I gotta hand it to you on this one. This one is actually pretty funny, coming as it is from a sicko. Probably belongs in Original Writing rather than General, but who cares?
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 05:25 pm
Oozing?

Oh, that's the Arby's Melt. Really good.

You should try it some time, Primo.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 05:33 pm
Squinney, he probably starts penetrating that Arby's Melt the next
time he's got one.
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 05:38 pm
I'm hoping it'll be served piping hot.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 06:54 pm
squinney wrote:
Oozing?

Oh, that's the Arby's Melt. Really good.

You should try it some time, Primo.


I almost spit my tea out, squinney! gack!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 06:56 pm
squinney wrote:
I'm hoping it'll be served piping hot.


And with a side of crabs.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 07:09 pm
Primotivo wrote:
...with brownish goo oozing out of it. Shocked


This made me shudder.

How long were you staring, anyway?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 08:23 pm
Primotivo wrote:
You should of seen this thing. It actually looks like Arby's roast beef sandwich with brownish goo oozing out of it. YUCK! Shocked



Now how do you know that wasn't a real arby's down there?

Those graduation gowns don't have pockets last time I looked. The sandwich was probably just sitting on her dang lap.

The girl was just being prepared in case the ceremony went on forever.


Sounds like Magna Cum Laud materiel to me.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 08:46 pm
never mind... wrong post
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jun, 2008 09:14 pm
give him a break. it's probably the first female genitalia this boy has seen, that is if he's not making it up, which he probably is. ... who cares either way.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 10:56 am
No sympathy from me. This morning on the train I happened to repeatedly drop my keys beside skirt-wearing women.

Let me put it this way: I prefer Arby's roast beef to an undercooked Ballpark frank.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 01:09 pm
wow

you guys really READ the opening post?
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