Saw something terrible at a graduation ceremony...

While sitting on those generic plastic dildos they call chairs, my ass felt really sore. So naturally I moved to shake off the feeling, mostly because I'm ADHD as well. Eventually after the band played numerous songs, polyphonic's sang their songs, and all the speeches were given. They finally began to hand out the diplomas. The girl behind me had a tendency to keep hitting my shoulder, then she would grab it , rub it and would apologize. I started to question this after a while since it was way over the 10 mark. I Didn't feel like moving since the ceremony started and sitting was hard to find after a while. I could hear her mother chuckling in the back as if she knew her daughter was doing it to cop feels (15 will get you 20 though she looked 18 who knows). After a loud cheer for someone they must've knew I would assume. I became startled, and dropped my program behind me which happen to land next to the girls mother. I turned around, and I **** you not I see a birds eye view of her fugging pussy.


The first thought that went through my head wasn't anything perverted. It looked as if she had Gizmo from the gremlins growing down there. After the 3 seconds of fear I had after viewing this. I literally said out loud. "Ahh thats fuggng nasty!" Having an entire section of people stare at me with curiosity. I sat there the next hour and a half just messing around with my cellphone with that feeling of vomit brewing within my stomach.

When it was finally over I heard the mother say "You guys want to grab a bite to eat at Arby's?"
So I turned slowly, looked at her and smiled, and said."You can just eat your self out if you want Arby's." And i walked off in a flash catching a last look at her facial expression. Which somewhat resembled someone who just got startled from a donkey punch.



Now I will no longer look at Gremlins or Arby's the same...