Re: I'm thinking about going gay...
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Primotivo wrote:Girls are so hard to please! Compliment them and they call you creepy, Buy them dinner and they think you just want sex, Marry them, then all they do is grow wider, divorce them and all they do is take your money. If I decide not to go gay, I'll need somebody to help me find a land whale!!! Man the harpoons sir! ****'s getting deep!
Then do what I do: make fun of them, have them buy you dinner, and tell them you never want to get married, and next thing you know you're banging calender models.
wow thats pretty much my strategy...
didn't know its wasn't top secret anymore. lol for real that is my strategy..
when u make fun of them (in the right way) they usually laugh and have fun, i cant explain it...