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Tue 20 May, 2008 10:13 pm
Girls are so hard to please! Compliment them and they call you creepy, Buy them dinner and they think you just want sex, Marry them, then all they do is grow wider, divorce them and all they do is take your money. If I decide not to go gay, I'll need somebody to help me find a land whale!!! Man the harpoons sir! ****'s getting deep!
You're losing form, Primo.
What are you talking about Primotivo, you don't have enough class to be gay.
ossobuco wrote:You're losing form, Primo.
Ditto... This was pretty terse for you, Promo... come on, I was expecting a tome. You can do better, you can, and you know it. Come back with some more...
but "go gay" first and then come back and tell us all about it.
and please change your name to fagator... gay super hero...
Re: I'm thinking about going gay...
Primotivo wrote:Girls are so hard to please! Compliment them and they call you creepy, Buy them dinner and they think you just want sex, Marry them, then all they do is grow wider, divorce them and all they do is take your money. If I decide not to go gay, I'll need somebody to help me find a land whale!!! Man the harpoons sir! ****'s getting deep!
Then do what I do: make fun of them, have them buy you dinner, and tell them you never want to get married, and next thing you know you're banging calender models.
Re: I'm thinking about going gay...
Primotivo wrote:Girls are so hard to please! Compliment them and they call you creepy, Buy them dinner and they think you just want sex, Marry them, then all they do is grow wider, divorce them and all they do is take your money. If I decide not to go gay, I'll need somebody to help me find a land whale!!! Man the harpoons sir! ****'s getting deep!
Maybe the women you are asking out just know a loser when they meet one.
I agree with Sglass, you don't have the wit or style to be gay. You are obviously a hetero primate.
Going gay?
Just take the number three bus..
50 cents
see you when you return
shewolfnm wrote:Going gay?
Just take the number three bus..
50 cents
see you when you return
Walk to gay town and take the bus back because you'll be too sore to walk...
See what staying in the closet does to some people.
One of his favorite cruising spots, no doubt.
Actually, it's where ROXX had her first in a series of sex change operations.
Women be shoppin'! Am I right fellas?
Hiyoooooooooo.
Sometimes it's like men and women are from totally different planets, don't you think?
Women are like: "Oh deary, I better put some coffee on and water the flowers!"
Whereas men are like: "Grrrrr, let's go baseball team!"
Is this thing on?
You know, I would wager the differences between men and women date back to the caveman era.
Women were like: "Ooga looga, toilet seat down, ooga."
Whereas men were like: "Hoo hoo, ha, me play rock ball!"
But seriously, folks. I just flew in from Chicago. Have you been on an airplane lately?
I bet your arms are tired...
And seriously, what is up with the recliners(hands in quotes) on the airplanes? Are you with me people? I mean, like 3 inch recline? It's just a tease, kind of like when a woman passes out and her booby falls out of her tank top! People, you hear me???
Quote:Girls are so hard to please! Compliment them and they call you creepy, Buy them dinner and they think you just want sex, Marry them, then all they do is grow wider, divorce them and all they do is take your money. If I decide not to go gay, I'll need somebody to help me find a land whale!!! Man the harpoons sir! ****'s getting deep!
If you feel that way, then yes, you'd be better off being gay.
Women would be better off if you were gay too.
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