Bras

i'm suddenly seeing our locations in conjunction, tartarin. i rather like the combo!

This is fascinating information.

I'm only listening in to make myself a better man :wink:

As to Suzette's penance for me, I accept my fate and will attempt same using only my teeth.

but first I have to go answer a question of the Iraq thread.

Can we say 'screwed up priorities'?

<shakes head>

I don't believe we've met, Suzette. I'm Eva. I'm enjoying your posts. I think we're gonna get along very well!

(note skillful use of emoticon)

Poor Joe. I'm sure he'll get thoroughly disgusted on the political thread...for the umpteenth time...and he'll be back.

I was just about to place handwarmers in my bra, but it looks like it's warming up here after all. Good thing. My husband is gone with my son on a scout campout, and it might be hard to explain large, square burns on my chest when he returns.

can ya believe it - there really is a polar fleece bra!


http://www.carrabassettpolar.com/fleece_bra.htm

ROTFLMAO!!!! No, I can't imagine how I could POSSIBLY get cold playing outdoors dressed like that!

(Those poor models!..their tits were probably the only thing on them that was warm.)

Call me nuts, but I think that's a great idea. The thing I HATE about winter (aside from snow, ice, days without light, carbo-loading leading to rueful Spring) is the amount of stuff one has to put on one's bod. I'm a shorts-and-T-shirt person at heart. So the idea of being warm enough in the crucial areas of the body (feet, hands, titties) to let the rest see the light of day pleases me no end. Santa, please bring me a polartec bra!!

<tapping foot> I'm waiting, Joe...teeth are good!

Screwed up priorities indeed, ehBeth !!!

Pleased to meet you, Eva, and I did take note of your skillful emoticon use. Dahling, it might be hard to explain large, square burns on your chest when your husband returns, but think of all the lovely things you 2 can try in order to soothe the, shall we say, fire in your breasts...

Okay, here goes....
.
Mmmmphphh, could hnnnngrrrruph you mmhhumphpmph stay still a minute??!!
(sigh)
grrrrrrrrrrrrmumph (snarl) mmmmmmph OKAY there's one untied!!!! WHew. nnnnnmmmmthawpthawp thawpmmmm, gnarl.....

Excuse me that's one's in my eye......hhhhemmmhhunnnmmmm, (rip, tear, snap, rip, snap) ah. progress!

(who the hell invented this?)

mmmngnangangaanganganganga gag *(slurp) (gulp) mmngngngn.(snap)
nangananga nanga uuhhhhhhhnnnnnnhaaH

Okay. In the interest of time, I've decided to use my hands.....


Could someone please PM my wife and have her come and untie my hands........
Oh, and bring the digital camera?

Typical; now, he brings his wife up ... honestly, the good ones are all married or on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ... geez ...

I tried to wait for you, I did. I waited and waited. Well, actually, I didn't wait, I cheated on you with a whole bunch of others, but not because I didn't want to wait, I just couldn't allow all those others to suffer. So I did what I could and sometimes what I couldn't and sometimes what I could but could never do again. and if I wasn't in the most beautiful love affair of all times right now I'd be at your door in a New York minute, you fox you fox you fox you.

Uh. my wife wants to know if you want my teeth. Tell her no, okay??

Don't get mad at Joe, Suzette. We all enjoy flirting around here, don't you know. It's all in fun....

Here, Joe...(flipping him my digital camera)...DON'T DROP IT!!!

For the record..... Eva is someone else's wife.

Thanks for the camera.

Uh

I have to go order in dinner.......

Joe

No worries, Eva, how could I stay angry with a guy who's really a nation unto himself?

Oh, Joe, yes, you may tell your wife she can have your teeth. They are in the jar on top of the night table beside the bed we shared. :wink:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I didn't even think of that, Joe! You're right...I DID sound like your wife there, didn't I?! Years of practice, y'know...years of practice...

Suzette...Joe and I have known each other for years, that's all. If he wants a digital camera, he knows he can always borrow mine. Don'tcha just love his writing?!

Yes, Eva, I do love his













writing :wink: .

LOL!

Seriously, check this out:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=418130&highlight=#418130

You had to do it, didn't you Eva?

You just couldn't have enjoyed a laugh or two and run to another thread, could you Eva?

I just read Joe's piece and, if I could rise up after swooning, I would offer to have a duel with his lady.

<sigh>

Nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do, Suzette! Nobody!!! Ask around!

However, Joe is a special friend. He's the one who invited me to A2K. I've been a fan of his writing for years. I was even privileged to edit a few small pieces for him. I just couldn't let you make fun of that without knowing this is someone who is exceptionally talented.

Now...back to the fun...

I've got this gold lace bustier that laces up the back (black satin ribbons) that fit just great a few years back. But when I put it on last night, I almost couldn't get out of it. I actually hurt myself! Picture that....

I'm picturing that with one eye closed.