Joe Nation wrote:Can I be frank with you?
I'm sure Suzette won't mind if you want to be Frank. Or Bill or Bob or Jack or Leroy or Melvin. Okay, maybe not Melvin.
You mind if L & I come along to watch? You DO? Oh, damn. In that case, we'll just keep Cav company while you're busy. Oh Caaaaav....! We've gotta room on the top floor...we'll bring the lingerie and champagne, you bring some good chocolate and we'll party...that is, providing you don't mind if there's TWO of us...
what bra are you wearing tonight?
Yes, do tell regarding the bras....Eva, two of you is fine by me. Where do you think the term 'two drink minimum' originated?
Oh, thank goodness! (yes, I know goodness had nothing to do with it)
My breasts are heaving in anticipation, my breaths are coming quicker...
Eight hours: hurry, Joe, hurry! Having plenty of rubbing oils and emollients, about ten pillows on a medium hard king size bed and some good hard liquor sounds great, but you ain't gonna get me wondering "how in the hell did I get into this?"... maybe somethin' more like "how am I gonna get me some more of this?" ...
Oh, Joe:
I've been really tryin, baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,
Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
As Marvin Gaye fills the air,
I think upon my old Au Pair,
and contemplate another pair,
two that are beyond compare.
Oh Cav, that's so sweet. Kiss. But we'll have to make room for another in our adventures................
What bra am I wearing? Right now.............none. But I just got up and am drinking my coffee so I'll let you know later what I'm wearing to hold up these massive breasts of mine. giggle, chuckle
thank you lola....pain and pleasure...two sides of the same coin...
yes, BPB........absolutely
Where's my guitar? Going to sing that old song.(that I'm gonna make up now)
Gonna hit cha like a hammer
da bang bang, bang,
Gonna bang yah till yah whimper my name.
Gonna hammer like a jammer
muh name, muh name muh name
Gonna pound yah like a ding dong dell
gonna stick yah in yah witcha
da ding dong dell
gonna take a little pichure
da ding dong dell
of you grooving with the moves
of yah movin wid the grooves
of my luving,
sweet fugging,
de ding, dong dell ////
And when we hit the ocean
muh name, scream muh name
Poooooo etry in motion
muh name, muh name muh name
Your'r first to recognise
that the luv between your thighs
Is NOTHING like you've ridden before.
Yes, yes, duh duh, yes yes, yes,
Duh yes, Duh yes, duh, yes yes yeah
This the only movement
neighborhood improvement
quality ingroovement
da bang, da da bang bang.
(wipe sweat off forehead)
Joe
Ps I'm a little wet.
Well, apparently, it took me 23 hours to get up off the floor after that one.
Oh, Jon. ohhhhhhhhhh, Jon. ooooooooooooooooh, Jon. Oh, Jon.
I spell it with an 'h' actually.
Very pleased to make you acquaintance too, Suze!! :wink:
Why, Mr. Stillwater, I never!
(heh heh heh) :wink:
Oh, gawd, that is so funny. I definitely have a narcissistic streak! Because I knew I meant that it took 23 hours to get up after Mr. Nation's serenade, I just presumed it appeared that way to all. Upon returning, I realize how it looks as if he and I actually er em uh met, yeah, that's the ticket, met...when, I'm still waiting!
Joe, I'm so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you
Joe, I was a lonely soul
I had nobody till I met you
But you keep-a me waiting
All of the time
What can I do?
It's your life
And you can do what you want
Do what you like
But please don't keep-a me waiting
Please don't keep-a me waiting, oh, Joe...
Oh, Mr. Stillwater, yoo hoo; I just noticed your typo:
"Very pleased to make you..." :wink:
Well, you don't have to be Freud to work that one out now do ya?!
Byes for now - off to the 'Mins is Evil' thread. Can't be seen consorting by certain bunny-shaped avatars.....
It's gonna take me at least 23 hours to get over that song of Joe's, too, Suzette, even if it was meant for you. That has to be the most godawful attempt at seduction I've ever heard.
Oh Caaaav...I'm wearing the black lace number with the little amber beads tonight! I bought it in a D cup by mistake, instead of a DD, so it's VERY tight....
I'm wearing a little lacy white camisole......with matching panties...........but don't ask what size.
Oh, what's the big secret? They're both smalls. I'm the runt of my family. And the meanest too.
Gees, how can I stay at work now
