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I realized something about girls while growing up.

 
 
sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:38 am
Ha!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 06:10 am
Re: I realized something about girls while growing up.
Primotivo wrote:
I used to think that all the **** I see in porn is reserved for only super slutty girls and the pornstars themselves...im talking about taking junk on the face, buttsechs, 3somes, playing with stuff in various ways, talking like a dirty bitch etc....

There used to be a time when i was a young teenager where i thought "regular" girls would only have straight sex with their bf's etc. ...now as i got older i realized theres NO SUCH THING as a "regular" girl...i believe that EVERY SINGLE GIRL is a candidate to possibly do anything with you as long as you play your cards right... no matter what age she is, or what the act is...whats so different about regular girls living next door to you and pornstars??? there answer is nothing, I used to think otherwise though...

assuming you play your cards right, your gf/associate/f-buddy whatever will be willing to take type of weird sex, and do all sorts of other crazy **** with you. the only difference is "regular" girls do it in secrecy and with fewer guys while pornstars do it wherever and with whoever (its their job)

anyone else realize this yet? agree with me? or is there still some hope that SOME girls out there might actually not be whores.

Discuss.


personally it was always my hope growing up that ALL girls were whores.....imagine my disappointment...
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 11:04 am
Mumpad wrote:
Yes!


Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 11:27 am
Re: I realized something about girls while growing up.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
personally it was always my hope growing up that ALL girls were whores.....imagine my disappointment...


The world would be a better place for me, if women were as big of whores as I am.

Wow, I didn't realize women outside porn did things like butt-sex and take it on the chin. I've slept with a woman or two, and nothing but missionary here. One time it got a little crazy, when we were lying ACROSS the bed instead of laying the long way.
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hawkeye10
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 11:42 am
There are today quite a few women who will have sex at a drop of a hat, but many of them could never be a whore. A whore needs to know what to do with her mind and body, needs to know how to please a wide variety of men, and needs to want to please her man.

Likewise, there are today quite a few men who will have sex at a drop of a hat, but many of them don't know how to give their women what they crave, and don't particularly want to please their woman.

Porn is a jumping of point to learning, but it is flawed as a tool because what is filmed is designed towards the viewer, not the participants. It does not do much to teach women the useful skills of the whore, nor does it teach men what women want.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 11:52 am
Re: I realized something about girls while growing up.
Slappy wrote:
Wow, I didn't realize women outside porn did things like butt-sex and take it on the chin


You are so naive, Slappy. Where do you suppose the phrase "Take it on the chin for the gipper" came from?

Denise Gipper came from the small town of Galrup, Wisconsin. She worked her way west and eventually found the lights of Hollywood. Years of auditioning which led to no respectable parts finally wore her down and she resorted to porn.

One of her first shoots (no pun intended) she took a massive shot in both eyes and was blinded. Afterwards, she sat on the corner of Hollywood and Vine, with a tin cup, and begged for morsels and coin.

Other women passed by -- women of the same persuasion -- and they were heard to comment, "If only she had taken it on the chin! Next time, I will take it on the chin for- what is that poor soul's name? Denise Gipper..ok, next time I will take it on the chin for the Gipper."

Why must I be the one to explain these stories? Do the rest of you not know your history?
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 12:33 pm
Gus,

After reading your story about Denise Gipper, I had to do some extensive research on google. Fear of going blind too....was just too much to risk!

And as always.....Gus is 100% correct.

Cum is BAD for the eye

Shocked That does it! I'm keepin my eyes closed, next time!
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 12:46 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Chai, I am going to ask you a serious question and I expect a serious answer: Are you Primotivo?


hmmmm, trying a bit of deflection tactics, gus?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 01:13 pm
Re: I realized something about girls while growing up.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Slappy wrote:
Wow, I didn't realize women outside porn did things like butt-sex and take it on the chin


You are so naive, Slappy. Where do you suppose the phrase "Take it on the chin for the gipper" came from?

Denise Gipper came from the small town of Galrup, Wisconsin. She worked her way west and eventually found the lights of Hollywood. Years of auditioning which led to no respectable parts finally wore her down and she resorted to porn.

One of her first shoots (no pun intended) she took a massive shot in both eyes and was blinded. Afterwards, she sat on the corner of Hollywood and Vine, with a tin cup, and begged for morsels and coin.

Other women passed by -- women of the same persuasion -- and they were heard to comment, "If only she had taken it on the chin! Next time, I will take it on the chin for- what is that poor soul's name? Denise Gipper..ok, next time I will take it on the chin for the Gipper."

Why must I be the one to explain these stories? Do the rest of you not know your history?


We learned that in History, sophmore year of high school. However, my memory is a little fuzzy. That same day we were also taught the tale of Dirty Sanchez, that sneaky bastard.
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 02:23 pm
Re: I realized something about girls while growing up.
Primotivo wrote:
I used to think that all the **** I see in porn is reserved for only super slutty girls and the pornstars themselves...im talking about taking junk on the face, buttsechs, 3somes, playing with stuff in various ways, talking like a dirty bitch etc....

There used to be a time when i was a young teenager where i thought "regular" girls would only have straight sex with their bf's etc. ...now as i got older i realized theres NO SUCH THING as a "regular" girl...i believe that EVERY SINGLE GIRL is a candidate to possibly do anything with you as long as you play your cards right... no matter what age she is, or what the act is...whats so different about regular girls living next door to you and pornstars??? there answer is nothing, I used to think otherwise though...

assuming you play your cards right, your gf/associate/f-buddy whatever will be willing to take type of weird sex, and do all sorts of other crazy **** with you. the only difference is "regular" girls do it in secrecy and with fewer guys while pornstars do it wherever and with whoever (its their job)

anyone else realize this yet? agree with me? or is there still some hope that SOME girls out there might actually not be whores.

Discuss.


i learned growing up that females are more perverted than males.

fyi their orgasm is supposedly 10 times more powerful than a males O_o
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:16 pm
Re: I realized something about girls while growing up.
OGIONIK wrote:
Primotivo wrote:
I used to think that all the **** I see in porn is reserved for only super slutty girls and the pornstars themselves...im talking about taking junk on the face, buttsechs, 3somes, playing with stuff in various ways, talking like a dirty bitch etc....

There used to be a time when i was a young teenager where i thought "regular" girls would only have straight sex with their bf's etc. ...now as i got older i realized theres NO SUCH THING as a "regular" girl...i believe that EVERY SINGLE GIRL is a candidate to possibly do anything with you as long as you play your cards right... no matter what age she is, or what the act is...whats so different about regular girls living next door to you and pornstars??? there answer is nothing, I used to think otherwise though...

assuming you play your cards right, your gf/associate/f-buddy whatever will be willing to take type of weird sex, and do all sorts of other crazy **** with you. the only difference is "regular" girls do it in secrecy and with fewer guys while pornstars do it wherever and with whoever (its their job)

anyone else realize this yet? agree with me? or is there still some hope that SOME girls out there might actually not be whores.

Discuss.


i learned growing up that females are more perverted than males.

fyi their orgasm is supposedly 10 times more powerful than a males O_o


Wow! Two great experts on women on this one thread. How will we soak it all in! Listen and learn children.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:20 pm
uh excuse me? three...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:21 pm
Right! More...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:25 pm
Well, my response was to GW,
but Bear ain't a dummy (well, not that I know. Numbers vs. Quality, something to think about.)
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:26 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
uh excuse me? three...


Do you really want to be included in the same category as Prim and OG?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:29 pm
I tried to edit, to not imply he didn't get serious. I'm sorry, Bear.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:30 pm
Who's pickin, cuz I like OG. Whole different animal, if ya watch...
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:32 pm
Rockhead wrote:
Who's pickin, cuz I like OG. Whole different animal, if ya watch...


I like OG too, but I think he has a tendency to pick the wrong company.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:33 pm
You're not the lone ranger.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 19 Apr, 2008 05:34 pm
Agreed on all counts
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