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THE WHITE FOLKS THREAD

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:55 am
Do I qualify? My eyes is brown.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:19 pm
Letty wrote:
How about a white Jewish guy in black face singing, Setanta.


How do you sing Setanta? I don't know the tune, let alone the words . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:21 pm
Nobody got the "free Cadillac" allusion yet . . . think, people think ! ! !
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:28 pm
Yer right, I dint.
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Miller
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:36 pm
Roxxxanne wrote:
I am a reverse Oreo. Am i allowed?


Is that like a reverse eggplant?
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:39 pm
Hmmm. Something about jumper cables at a funeral and a cadillac.

You damned black Irish don't know nuttin' about punctuation. That comma identifies a nominative of address.
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High Seas
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:45 pm
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/eps-gif/HilbertMatrix_1000.gif


H_(ij)=(i+j-1)^(-1)

...This has no connection to the thread topic , but it looks pretty, and everyone else is posting irrelevancies anyway, so.....

Btw, what IS the topic?
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:46 pm
Letty wrote:
Hmmm. Something about jumper cables at a funeral and a cadillac.

You damned black Irish don't know nuttin' about punctuation. That comma identifies a nominative of address.


I got ya, Letty.

I like white folks, too. Sometimes. Some of 'em. Right now I'm peopled out , though, of all colours.
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High Seas
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 02:59 pm
..... well I never knew the Cadillac expert was an early precursor of ex-governor Spitzer....

Quote:
.....blacks paid a premium to white buyers to front for them. Demand like this should be exploited, he said. The committee give Dreystadt 18 months to develop the Negro market. By the end of 1934, Cadillac sales were moving up and the division was making money.

Dreystadt was not a civil rights crusader, but unlike many in the auto industry he drew no color line. So when as general manager of Cadillac during the war he accepted a contract to produce aircraft gyroscopes and skilled workers were simply not to be found, he startled the corporation by hiring and training 2,000 aging black prostitutes from Paradise Valley. He and his personnel manager, James M. Roche, also hired their madams......


http://www.theautochannel.com/mania/industry.orig/history/chap10.html
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Miller
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 03:03 pm
Letty wrote:
Hmmm. Something about jumper cables at a funeral and a cadillac.



Didn't that have something to do with the gay Gov from NJ, his wife and his driver?
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 03:17 pm
I had to look that governor up, Miller. Wow! he was cute. Nah, I was referring to a joke that a black musician told Bud. They used to kid each other all the time.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 03:18 pm
The Cadillac allusion is to an Eddie Murphy skit on Saturday Night Live . . . sheesh . . . whadda buncha cultural ignoramuses . . .
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snood
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 09:16 pm
Hey white folks! Hide the women and the Colt 45 Malt Liquor! I'm comin' in, and bringin a whole lot of black guys with saggy shorts and gold teefuses!! This is a JACK!!!!!!
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 09:54 pm
What'd he say?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 09:59 pm
I think he said, Hey crackers, this is all kinda flippin silly...

Ima halfbreed, so I'm kinda not certain... Rolling Eyes

RH
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 06:30 am
Rockhead wrote:
I think he said, Hey crackers, this is all kinda flippin silly...

Ima halfbreed, so I'm kinda not certain... Rolling Eyes

RH


Au contraire, my good man. I said, in so many words, that it would behoove the people of caucasian descent who populate this thread to secret the alcoholic beverages and their distaff familiars, because I and several ruffian negroids were about to enter this quarter of the forum and commence perpetuating deeds with malice intent.

Now, move yo mu-f*ckin punkasses, and give up de bitches and de oil!!!!!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 06:56 am
I find all this "ethnicking up" particularly offensive. Some dildo even started a thread about beating up people in wheelchairs.
Cant we all just get along?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 07:13 am
shhh, don't spoil it, farmer. i'll just wait right here to be kidnapped.
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 08:31 am
Laughing


Now, that's the spirit!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 14 Apr, 2008 09:16 am
farmerman wrote:
Some dildo even started a thread about beating up people in wheelchairs.


Speaking of which, did you see Edgarbythe's thread about the woman with the glass eye?
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