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THE WHITE FOLKS THREAD

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 09:51 am
No AAs (whatever the hell that is) are allowed. No black folks, either--we all know that you have a monolithic point of view, which is wildly divergent to the point of view of decent, god-fearing, America-loving white folks. So go start your own thread.

The other day, i was at the dealership to arrange the delivery of my free Cadillac, and i wasn't paying attention. I almost spilled the beans in front of a black man, who thinks you have to pay for cars. It was a close one!
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 10:37 am
I am a reverse Oreo. Am i allowed?
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 10:42 am
How about a white Jewish guy in black face singing, Setanta.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzdrjo0voS0&feature=related
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 10:43 am
What kind did you get, Set? I picked the Escalade since gas is free and it's roomy enough to carry my shopping spree stuff.
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 10:47 am
boomerang wrote:
What kind did you get, Set? I picked the Escalade since gas is free and it's roomy enough to carry my shopping spree stuff.


Also great for lootin.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 10:49 am
You guys accept EYE-talians 'round here?
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 10:52 am
kickycan wrote:
You guys accept EYE-talians 'round here?


Not if you are Sicilian!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:00 am
Damn. I guess it's back to my friendly neighborhood cosa nostra then...

That reminds me of a little story that might fit in on this thread. Once I was in this bar, and this girl was dancing with this black guy all night. At a certain point, she and I were making small talk at the bar while her black boyfriend was off somewhere else, and she asked me whether I was Italian. I said, yeah, I'm Sicilian. She made this real disgusted face, said, "Eww...Sicilians are the n*ggers of Italy," and then went back to dancing with her black boyfriend. Hmh. Stupid people sure are entertaining.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:05 am
I aint black enough to fit in anywhere else..


can I hang out with you?






Fellow crackers?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:06 am
I think we should have an a2k meeting in Sicily myself...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:12 am
I'm kind of the same color as the crayola flesh crayon of old.... so I'm not exactly white but I'm not anything else either....but I love hanging out...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:13 am
D'accordo!

Oh, sorry, white people. I shouldn't have responded, not being a goddammed cracker ass cracker. Devo andare via. Ciao, bianchi!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:14 am
she wolfn please feel free to hang around.... except on tuesday and Wednesday when you're black according to our sources...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:15 am
Popeyes chicken sale days..


uhh..huh

I see how you are..
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:15 am
Goddamit, BiPoBe, you posted so quick I couldn't edit my goddammed post. This is what my post was in response to...

ossobuco wrote:
I think we should have an a2k meeting in Sicily myself...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:15 am
Oh, qualunque...
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:20 am
Qualunque novità ci sia, avvertimi..
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:27 am
Stuff White People Like
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:29 am
You know I was just reading an article about this person named Mario Capecchi. He seems pretty smart for an Italian. One thing he said was particularly nice: "There is no control group that lets you measure what you missed".

So I'm guessing he didn't get the free Caddy but I understand he took home some nice prize anyway.



Shewolf, I think you will have to reveal your Barry Manilow: Barry White ratio before Setanta should let you stay.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2008 11:48 am
being one of those old GERMANS around here , i better stick with our own thread . :wink:

recent self-portrait :

http://www.bastet-tefnut-iseum.de/goddesses/odin.jpg

(might look like a mangy crew , but boy , can we bark Rolling Eyes )
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