Well Setanta, unfortunately she has a job with spies all around, as the company is splitting, so not likely for now. More's the pity. Me, I work at home. I don't mind pickpocketing, umm, prosletyzing, er, 'converting' folks. The fleecing is out for me though. I have a pathological fear of sheep. When I was a wee lad, my Scottish grandpa was killed by a sheep in an incident the country doctor could only describe as 'unnatural'.
We're poor little lambs who've lost our way
Bah Bah Ba-a-a-a-h
"When I was a wee lad, my Scottish grandpa was killed by a sheep in an incident the country doctor could only describe as 'unnatural'."
Do tell more Cav. Was this the legendary killer McWoolyback the Black by any chance?
Actually, Steve, it was ole grandpa Mcloud...I still remember the shout from the neighbouring farmer just before he was killed: "Hey! Mcloud! Get offa ma ewe!" As for the sheep, the name is na' noon.
That gives a whole new meaning to the traditional Glaswegian greeting (just before you get a pint pot in your face)... who's ewe lookin' at Jimmy?
As to the money problem: What about tee shirts and fake jewelry? It works for most hucksters.
the Very Rev Ike only wore 18k gold and silk shirts from Italy.
I mean the tee shirts and fake jewelry to be used to take the people's money so that church members can wear 18k gold and silk shirts.
Edgar, the Lady and I are most gratified at the wonderful progress you've made in just a few days. She has her eye on ya, now, Boss.
Also, if Dollyland is for sale, it would make a great religious retreat for the highest contributers.
haha, your topic made me laugh
Welcome, BKD, cash only, no checks . . . if ya wanna join the missionary wing, you'll need to send this letter to ten of your friends . . .
Can we bring over the Virgin of Perpetual Yessiree from the other thread as our patron saint of porno profit?
Spontaneous combustion. If we could slect an unbeliever and convince the unbeliever to spontaneously combust while denouncing the cause, I think it would be most beneficial.
Good ideas, both of you. It is gratifying to see that the faithful do not flag in a sea of unbelievers. I'd like you both to work on selling these excellent ideas to trash media--say Fox, or the WB network. Your spontaneous combustion idea has real visual potential, Edgar, great for the Fox network. Cav, we'll have look at late night viewing options for your plan.
I dig Fox. So life affirming, so spiritual, almost. Might I suggest we adopt this network to cultivate for present and future projects?
I'll go with your wisdom on this Edgar--of course, She will want to be consulted, but i cannot imagine a better outlet for the . . . uh . . . the uh . . . profound spiritual message . . . yeah, that's it . . .
I nuit. The Eskies are having a gay old time ... a whale of a beach party.
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/17/opinion/17KRIS.html
That's not punny, Deb, this is a serus, religiously oriented thread . . . if you cannot find the appropriate moral courage to adopt the truth as revealed in the Divine Screed, at least send us some cash . . . large denomination bearer-bonds are acceptable as well . . .
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