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NUKE A GAY WHALE FOR JESUS

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 10:50 am
Amen, Brother Edgar, Preach it ! ! !
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 11:09 am
I've know some gay whales...some of them went on a diet.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 02:46 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Gay whales?


It's from my favourite Oz spoof bumper sticker:

"Land rights for gay whales"

3 minorities in 5 words - what could be better!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:36 pm
Okay. Thanks.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:51 pm
feed the nuclear waste to the dolphins...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 04:07 pm
I am a human secularist. I just nuke whales for fun, gay or straight, cuz we secularists don't discriminate.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 05:26 pm
Nuke the poor, sayeth the Screed
Nuke gay whales, sayeth the Screed
Maketh wallets so fat we needeth a brick under the other cheek wheneth we sitteth, sayeth the Screed
Oh, and Edgar volunteers to pass around the plate.
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 09:37 pm
Perhaps they aren't gay...just perky. Smile
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 09:37 pm
Back off Edgar, there be certain aspects of the Screed which i now realize will require some clarification . . .
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 10:07 pm
There were multiplied the loaves and fishies, and it really went too far, we got whales upon the seas, and the concept of blubber begat fat, and fat begat diets, and here we are today, I say, reading the scroll for carbohydrate metabolism.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 04:53 am
Backing off and holding, oh Great One.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 07:48 am
Thou shalt not dip into the till, nor accept checks, money orders nor credit cards . . . cash only . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 08:32 am
Hmm...okay, now from what I understand, the Church passes around a dinner plate to get money, and you give what you can, or choose. So you only wanna give $2, but all you have is a fiver, so you put it in, and take change. Is that wrong?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 08:43 am
Only if we catches ya at it, Boss . . .

Blessed are they with large bills, for the Lord will make no change . . .
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The Return Of The Zman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 02:30 pm
Setanta, i have three words for you!!!!!!!

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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 02:38 pm
Nihilists with cash are just as welcome as anyone else . . . that is to say, disposable cash . . .
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The Return Of The Zman
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 02:49 pm
Your dogs are ugly.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 02:50 pm
Not my dogs . . . hope fer yer sake the owner doesn't read that . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 02:53 pm
That monkey avatar looks like it has one hand behind his back, are you spanking yourself?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 02:54 pm
Does make one wonder if Wolf spanks the monkey too frequently . . . 'scuse me, i mean the return of the zman . . .
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