Masturbation is a sin.......but it feels so good!
Nihilists should be the most generous of donators, after all, money is as meaningless as everything else, so why bother hanging on to it? Hey nihilist, I need some cash, fork it over.
Actually, The Church of the Righteous Screed don't give two official shits what ya believe, long as ye ante up, and make no impertinent inquiries about where the money goes . . .
I think the church is the most honest and should be the most well respected organizations on this Earth.
Oh yeah
Just kidding dudes!!!!!!!
I am a Zen Buddhist, I disagree and I not disagree. As wise man once said, it take two Zen Buddhists to change light bulb, one to change it, one to not change it.
Nice job man......I am a semi-buddhist myself.
I used to listen for the sound of one hand clapping. Then I performed at Carnegie Hall. My whole perspective changed after that.
God an' I were chattin' last nigh before i drifted off to dream land, an' She mentioned that the price of Omnipotence ain't agoin' down . . . in short, She's a little short on the long green--so y'all need to get out there a drum up a little tangible piety . . .
Edgar, Edgar, Edgar . . .
Cash is the Lord thy God, Thou shalt have no credit instruments before thee . . .
I detect a certain flippancy in some of these posts.
Heaven forfend ! ! !
God, like Victoria, often comments that She is not amused . . . i tremble at the thought that any here do not understand the seriousness with which She view fund-raising . . .
Glad we sorted that.
Was that Queen Victoria or Mrs Queen Beckham (Victoria) btw
Queen victoria,
My father and all his tobacco loved you,
I love you too in all your forms,
The slim and lovely virgin floating among german beer,
The mean governess of the huge pink maps,
The solitary mourner of a prince.
Queen victoria,
I am cold and rainy,
I am dirty as a glass roof in a train station,
I feel like an empty cast iron exhibition,
I want ornaments on everything,
Because my love, she gone with other boys.
Queen victoria,
Do you have a punishment under the white lace,
Will you be short with her, will you make her read those little bibles,
Will you spank her with a mechanical corset.
I want her pure as power, i want her skin slightly musty with petticoats
The Beatitudes of the Righteous Screed[/b][/color][/size]
Blessed be the fool with money, for he shall shortly be parted therefrom.
Blessed be the peacemaker, for he shall bring the exclusive, un-bid reconstruction contract.
Blessed be the humble of spirit, for he shall be the sooner fleeced.
Blessed be the weary and heavy-laden, for God shall relieve him of the weight of his wallet.
Blessed be the toilers of the vineyard, for they shall lubricate the bean counter.
Blessed be the persecuted, for they shall fund the unredeemed promises.
Blessed be the righteous, for they shall vie in their vanity with the size of their donations.
Blessed be those who suffer for my name's sake, for they shall cover mine get-away.
Blessed be the seekers after justice, for they shall the more easily be cozened.
Blessed be the broker, for he shall make mine investments to go forth and multiply.
Scuse me while I fall down and speak some tongues:
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